The Future Will Be Better Tomorrow

Hello people!

I felt blah-y again today. I explained to mom why I was so depressed yesterday and how Nick’s lack of doing anything and my picking up his slack is really starting to get to me. She and I agree that I do way more work than Nick, but I don’t see a change coming anytime soon. I really don’t wanna get into too much of a depressive rant here, cuz I did that last night and I know it can be dull to read, but I really kinda feel like I’m stuck in a box whose walls are slowly closing in on me, and I can see a way out but it gets smaller and smaller by the day.

I’m done with that now. Um, being out with mom today actually made me feel a little better. I got a Starbucks frappucino thingy (those refrigerated drinks – they ROCK), a cloth to clean my laptop screen with I’ve wanted for a while now, and we just overall had fun together. She usually cheers me up when we just hang out. We went to Blockbuster cuz mom was gonna rent “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” for me, and they didn’t carry it. How stupid is that? *annoyed* I’m gonna have to buy it, lol, cuz Blockbuster’s the only rental place here.

We came home at about 3:30 and I chilled with mom in the kitchen while she made spaghetti sauce. I helped her out every now and then. Everything was fine til dad got home. Nothing else happened, I just. I dunno. I feel like when dad gets home, the house gets more angsty. *shakes head* OMG, we watched WifeSwap and holy shit, the cold, bitter woman was insane. She constantly yelled at the husband. I felt bad for him. I really don’t think the shock jockey’s family is all that bad. Oh, the title of this blog is a Dan Quayle quote, lol. What a douchebag he is. 

I think this’ll prolly be a short entry. There’s not much to say. I did write last night, which was fantastic. I’m so glad I got something written. But I still wanna write some more. I’m to wiped out to work on the murder scene, so I think I’m gonna try some Stephen/Jon fluff. Maybe. I dunno.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Suffice to Say It’s Ridiculous

Hello people!

Mom dragged me out with her today. I was gonna stay home and chill, but mom promised me fun, so I went. I got some apple fries from Burger King, which were delicious, and then we stopped at mom’s office. There was the sweetiest dog there who was soft and really calm and didn’t jump up on me. <3

Um…let’s see…I drove around the parking lot for a minute. That was frightening. Then we went to Borders for a short bit. I remember someone saying that “Seattle’s Best” coffee really sucked, but I dunno. We got frappucinos (is that how “frappucino” is pluralized?) and they were fantastic. Much better than Starbucks. *shrugs* We didn’t get any books, though. I hate leaving a book store and not getting anything. It’s depressing.

After that, we tried to find a comic book store so I could get the latest Tek Jansen, but alas, no luck. We did go to the Video Game Exchange, though, and got some really old PlayStation games; the first Tomb Raider, the first Dave Mirra BMX (the one we owned previously, YAY!), and one of the first games we ever owned: Jet Moto. It’s *SO* much fun. Nick and I love that game. I think we’ll play it later, if I can convince him to do so, lol.

We went to a couple of vets and a humane society about twenty minutes from our house. I saw the cutiest kitties EVER. We have a black adult cat named Budgie, who I’ve mentioned before, and I saw a baby kitty version of him at one of the vets places today. OMG, he so was cute. And then I saw an adult cat at the humane society who was really affectionate and sweet and when I touched the glass, she reached through her cage bars and touched the glass, too. <3

I finally figured out what volunteer work I can do; I love being around kitties and petting them and just loving them, so mom suggested I volunteer at the humane society or a cat shelter and just play with the kitties (and that’s totally a job, I looked it up!), so, yeah, I’d really love to do that. *is excited*

I made mom watch the first act of Dr. Horrible today. She fucking fell asleep. I don’t mind if she doesn’t like it, I mind that she totally can’t even take the time (the, what, nine minutes?) to watch it. I mean, surrsly? Jeezus, and then at the end, she saw Nathan Fillion and was like, “Oh, I like him!” Yeah, I KNOW, hence my telling her to watch it. *shakes head* So now I’m super annoyed and she’s not even giving it a chance and is like, “It’s not that funny.” How the fuck would she know?! She wasn’t AWAKE for half of it! /mini!rant

That actually pretty much ruined my day. Now I’m all sad and angry and I kinda wanna punch mom. But I can’t tell her that, cuz she’ll think I’m over-reacting or something. And I’m really sick of having to set the goddamn table every fucking night while dad sits on the couch doing nothing. And Nick doesn’t do any chores AT ALL. Maybe, he’ll take the garbage out if he gets the fuck up, but even that is a rarity. Yeah, I’m not in a good mood. I swear, I’m really done now.

We watched Cash Cab and the Video Bonus question was, essentially, “What’s the name for bat droppings in (whatever country)?” Dad and I both said, “Guano” like Ace Ventura, cuz that’s what we learned it from, and dad said, “Thank you, Ace Ventura.” Two seconds later, the people in the Cash Cab said, “Guano! Thanks to Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.” We started laughing, cuz, DUDES, how awesome is that?

Oh, and the title of this post is from Cash Cab. One of the contestants was asked what “I.D.” stands for in the other method now taught in schools. And the contestant guy said, “Suffice to say it’s ridiculous, but, Intelligent Design.” It made me laugh so fucking hard. I loved that guy, he was awesome. XD

I was up super late (3:00, ugh) cuz I made a video and then made some icons and then waited for my stupid video to process so I could post it as a reply to one of the 5AwesomeGays videos. So, yeah, that kept me up longer than I should’ve been and now I’m paying for it; I’m exhausted. I might go to bed early tonight. I’m gonna stop now.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

It Does a Little Chicken Dance Cuz It Is, In Fact, a Chicken

Hello people!

Damn, once again, I slept late today; I got up at 11:13. Ya know, I keep saying I should stop doing that, and yet, it’s never gonna happen. XD Then I was forced to do all the dishes, which sucked majorly. And ya know what really bothers me? Nick slept until 5:00 this evening. As in, a few hours ago! And he hasn’t done anything today. *guh*

Oh, let me tell ya what happened this morning. Okay, so, about a week ago, dad paid the water bill, but the water company called and said no payment was made, so mom paid them (again). Then, today, the stupid water company SHUT OFF OUR WATER. Mom called ‘em and informed them that we made the necessary payment and they were like, “Oops, our mistake.” But mom still had to take a shower and she had to go to work soon, and the company was like, “Oh, well, we don’t know when we can get someone out there.” They eventually did, but GUH, so annoying.

May I ask: who would not sleep with a young Charlie Sheen? I think he was pretty damn attractive…except not the more recent him – older him. His hair looks bad now, lol, and I’m big on pretty hair. Moving on…GAH SWING VOTE COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY! *is excited*

So, anyway, dad came home and mom went to work and I sat around reading about cyanide (from my new poison book) and the Tylenol Terrorist, which I’d never heard about but it’s really interesting! I really need to write a murder scene. I feel like killing someone (lol, don’t worry, just a character in a book). I’m gonna try to write tonight.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original with Gene Wilder) is on ABC Family. I *love* this movie. We used ot have it, but I think we lost it when we moved here. I wanna buy it, it’s such a great movie. Much better than the most recent one with Johnny Depp (though no hate for Johnny, he rocks).

Last night, the finale of The Next Food Network Star was on and it was…kinda depressing, I must admit. I’m glad the bitch woman didn’t win, but I really wanted Adam Gertler to win, and he was hilarious, and his idea for his own show was fantastic! He suggested having people ask him on a live feed during his show to make a certain meal that Adam would do his own version of. It really would’ve rocked. But at least the bitch woman didn’t win. Aaron did. Yay.

Speaking of Adam Gertler, he’s the one that said what the title of this post. He was making a special chicken and he sat it on its butt and made it look like it was dancing, and the woman on the live feed was like, “Oh, he’s doing a little chicken dance.” and Adam was like, “Yes, it does a little chicken dance cuz it is, in fact, a chicken.”

Facebook’s being a bitch and won’t open. Grr. 

Love y’all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My Punk Rock Band Name Is The Blah Candle Lantern

Hello people!

Last night was super fun; Nick and I stayed up playing Dave Mirra BMX, two-player, and you can do these mini-games/challenges. One of them was Wipe-Out where you have to see who can get the most bodily harm to their player, which is guaged by points. I ended up getting the high score; 23,100. Mwahahaha! And Nick forced played me an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I normally despise the show (it really sucks), but there’s one ep we watched last night that was hilarious (mostly cuz of the only characters I like: Ignignot and Err).

I got up at noon today, lol, and about an hour and a half later, my rents left for a little shindig going-away party for one of mom’s co-workers. They stayed out for a few hours (essentially, doing nothing, cuz they really didn’t bring home anything, so I have no idea what they did that whole time…it was, like, five hours). I watched TruTV’s marathon of Most Outrageous Police Videos (or something like that). Those are fun, I like watching them.

Dad played Medal of Honor: Frontline when he and mom got home. Then mom forced us to watch Becoming Jane, which was suckish and lame. My parents recorded Comic Con 08 Live for me, though, and I *so* love them for doing that. I hope one of the many things/people I like who are there are featured on this thing. <3

The title of this blog comes from a quiz on Blogthings, “The Amazing Meganame Generator.” It told me my punk rock band name is The Blah Candle Lantern by putting together my current mood and a strange object. XD I apologize for all the memes I’ve been doing lately, but surrsly, they’re so much fun, I can’t resist!

I have this idea for a story/movie, but here’s the thing: it’s kind of a love story. Kind of. And I *really* don’t write that shit. I mean, I can write sweet, sentimental Stephen/Jon or Sam/Dean fics, but between two of my own, made-up characters? I can’t do that. I just can’t. I actually get disgusted with writing sappy female/male love stories, lol. But I told mom the idea and now she wants me to write it. I don’t know how, really. I see it more as a movie, not as a story. So, I’ve got images in my head, but I don’t know how to write them in a story. *shakes head*

OMG, check this out. So freakin accurate, lol! FTCW: 

Your Karaoke Theme Song is “Livin’ On a Prayer”

You believe the best things in life are mostly forgotten, and you’re definitely more than a little nostalgic . You’re likely to still like the same foods, fashions, and music as you did when you were a teenager. You have a knack for knowing what elements of pop culture people have missed, without them even realizing it. It’s great to remember the past, but don’t forget that not everyone is as stuck in it as you are. You might also sing: “Pour Some Sugar on Me,” “Rapper’s Delight,” and “Cherry Pie.” Stay away from people who sing: “Toxic”

What’s Your Karaoke Theme Song?

I also found a pick-up line generator. Here are a few of them (they ask for the name of the person you’d like to “score” with):
Stephen Colbert: We have something in common: we both love you! (hehe, that works for “Stephen”)
Jon Stewart: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Phil Ken Sebben: I’m good at math: U + I = 69 (bahaha, that would TOTALLY work for him)
Captain Hammer: Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? XD
Dr. Horrible (Billy): You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Solid Snake: Excuse me do you give head to strangers? No? Well then allow me to introduce myself. 

Ahh, pick-up lines are fun.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

P.S. For Colbert fans, here are a buncha his songs (featured on his show). I believe someone awesome sent me these, but I don’t recall who. Anywho, here ya go:

[1] The Girl Is Mine ft. John Legend
[2] Charlene (I’m Right Behind You)
[3] Let My People Go
[4] Singin’ in Korean
[5] This Land is Your Land
[6] The Fat Song (SWC)
[7] I Write the Songs ft. Barry Manilow

Why Did Your Daughter Run Back There? Oh, She Saw Weapons

Hello people!

So, today was Nick’s birthday! He’s sixteen now. And he was surprisingly sweet today, which made me happy, lol. We gave him a bag of stuff this morning; video games, movies, beef jerky and cash ($180, GRR). He loved the gifts I suggested (Dave Mirra BMX, Zoolander). *smirks* I’m glad he liked ‘em, lol.

We kinda dicked around for a few hours, watched the new(-ish) Futurama movie, “The Beast With a Billion Backs.” It was pretty funny, but kinda sad. But it made Nick and me wanna get Bender plushies (Bender’s our favorite character), and they, unfortunately, don’t exist. So I’ve emailed a woman who does custom plushies, asking if she could possibly make two Benders for us. I hope she can, cuz that would ROCK.

After watching the movie, we went to the mall and Nick got a buncha stuff (video game, sweater, DVD’s). I also got some stuffs; an awesome new hat, a bitchin skinny black tie, an on-sale t-shirt, some incense, and the latest issue of the Supernatural magazine. I really love my tie, you have no idea. I’ve got a huge tie fetish, so I’m fuckin stoked, lol. And whilst in a cooking store, I tried a sample of Serendipity 3’s “Frrrrrozen Hot Chocolate.” It was freakishly delicious.

The title of this blog is something my bro said today. We were in Tropical Trends (awesome store, btw), and this woman’s daughter shot to the back of the store, and some guy asked, “Why did your daughter run back there?” We didn’t really hear the woman’s response, but Nick thought she said, “Oh, she saw weapons.” He went on entertaining me, joking about how violent it was for such a young girl to wanna see weapons. X]

Nick wanted to head on home at about 4:30 (we’d been in the mall for a few hours), so we did. We had dinner, watched Frasier, and finished the night with the best coffee cheesecake (complete with a layer of chocolate ganache) EVER. That’s about it. I feel bad for taking so long to post tonight, LOL. My pologies!

I think everyone knows of the “You’ve Been Rick-Roll’d!” wave that swept the nation (mwahaha), but does anyone else actually like that song (“Never Gonna Give You Up“)? Cuz I love that song. It’s hugely catchy and I liked it before the whole Rick-Roll thing. I was listening to it last night, lol. And I just explained Rick-Roll to my dad whilst playing the song. Then Nick came out and was like, “Why are you listening to Rick-Roll?” Silly brother.

I watched Monk last night and felt really special, lol, cuz I totally called EVERYTHING that the bad guy did. It was awesome. XD And Psych was hilarious, as always. Though it kinda pissed me off cuz it was about Shawn and Gus’ high school reunion, and it reminded me how much mine is gonna suck. 

I’m an 80’s gal, always have been. So, while Shawn and Gus were rockin’ out to Simple Minds and Tears for Fears, I’ll be stuck with Nelly and the Pussycat Dolls. AND, Shawn made all these awesome references; “Abe Froman (Sausage King of Chicago)” and “Can I borrow your underpants? Just for a couple minutes.” What do I have? “I am McLovin”? That’s old now, and it hasn’t been ten years, yet. *GUH*

Mwahahaha! My parents have been Rick-Roll’d!

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Have You No Sense of Decency, Sir?

Hello people!

I was sposed to go with mom to Starbucks today to meet up with a co-worker of hers so they could discuss work stuffs and whatnot. But I was tired and blah-y, so I decided to stay home. Well, let me tell you, the co-worker, Andrew, is a total sweetheart and he’s pretty damn cute. So, mom told Andrew that I was feelin’ yuckish, and Andrew said that he was gonna buy me a coffee and have mom bring it home to me. How sweet is that? <3

I am hugely disgruntled with Amazon.com right now. I ordered something LAST SATURDAY and it should’ve gotten here YESTERDAY. And guess what? Haha, I STILL DON’T HAVE IT. So, yeah, I’m kinda pissed off with them. Mom says that if you order with FREE Super Saver Shipping (which we always do, cuz, DUH, free shipping!), they treat your order like it doesn’t matter. This is actually the first time I’ve ever had poor service from them. And one of the things I ordered is for Nick’s birthday, which is…hmm…oh, right, TOMORROW. *SIGH*

Moving on…I didn’t do much today. Made a video, watched stuff on YouTube, listened to music. I’m insanely bummed that I couldn’t go to Comic-Con this year. I’ve never been, mostly cuz there wasn’t reason for me to go prior to this year, but now there are a TON of reasons for me to go; Supernatural, Dr. Horrible, Tek Jansen. So, yeah, really sad that I couldn’t go this time around. Especially since the alternative=doing nothing.

The title of this blog is from Cash Cab. I don’t remember what the whole question was, but it was something like, “Who did (don’t remember the guy’s name) say, ‘Have you no sense of decency, Sir?’ to?” Yeah…it sounds funnier out of context, LOL. Real quick: there’s gonna be a Dr. Horrible, Act IV! *IS CRAZY EXCITED*

Dudes! Awesome news for MGS fans: they’re planning on putting out a movie next year! I think either David Hayter (who actually voices Solid Snake in the games), George Clooney, or David Boreanaz could play Solid Snake. I hope they don’t pick some po-dunk loser that doesn’t do the role justice. They’re also making a Splinter Cell movie and a Max Payne movie, but the former sounds suckish, cuz they picked…well…some po-dunk loser that no one’s heard of.

GAH, someone posted the link to this awesome interview with Neil Patrick Harris between himself and fans online, and look at one of the Q&A’s:

Damn: I’m straight and I think I’d go out with you. Probably upset the wife and kids, though. So what do you think happened to Doogie? Did he grow up, buy a Porsche and start a family practice in the suburbs? 
Neil Patrick Harris: He probably developed an addiction to painkillers and wanders around with a cane at some hospital somewhere…

ZOMG HOUSE REFERENCE. Do you know how much I love Neil Patrick Harris at this moment? He’s SO amazing. I’d love to meet him at some point. <3 Hmm…I don’t think there’s much else to say. Tomorrow’s Nick’s birthday and we’re heading out to the mall (and he actually wants to spend time with us, ZOMG!). 

I feel bad for saying this, but I always hate my brother’s birthday. The thing is, my birthday is three days after Christmas, so I got a big load of presents once at the end of the year, but Nick gets Christmas, and then six-ish months later, gets his birthday. I kinda feel jealous of him getting presents. And then I feel so guilty for feeling jealous, and when I explain this to mom, she gets angry with me. *shakes head* Blah.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

What Constitutes As a Big Word? “Anonymous”…

Hello people!

Mom woke me up at 9:30-ish this morning. I desperately wanted to go back to sleep, and I almost did, but the blinding sun kept me awake. *curses evil sun* Right away, I was asked to fax something for mom and then do the dishes (guh). I did so, then listened to a buncha Dr. Horrible songs while I got dressed and checked my computer stuff (email, LJ, etc.).

I agreed to go with my mom to her vet appointment things today – she had to drop off some fliers/brochures/cards to multiple vets all around town. So, around 11:00, we headed out and go stuff done, got lunch at Arby’s (YUM), then went mini!shopping. We stopped at World Market, but I didn’t get anything (unfortunately). Then we went to Giant Eagle, and I wanted to get “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,” but mom recommended I rent it first (plus, it was expensive-ish).

Then we went to GameStop to pick up a game for my bro for his birthday on Saturday (he’s turning 16). He wanted Tony Hawk: American Wasteland (which we HAD and TRADED IN cuz it SUCKED, but now he can play it online, which he loves to do, so we had to buy it for the SECOND time), and then mom got us Dave Mirra BMX2, which we also used to have, but that was years ago and we love that game.

We came home and mom dropped me off cuz she had a 5:00 appointment. Oh, and I’ve been listening to “A Man’s Gotta Do” (Dr. Horrible song) for a while; it’s been stuck in my head ALL day. What is up with all the fucking cranes collapsing? Like, in the past year, there’s been a shitload of cranes falling on people and knocking people off buildings and whatever. Are these people drunk or something when operating the cranes? I mean, surrsly, WTF?

The title of this blog is from Wife Swap last night. One family was insanely brilliant and they hunted ghosts and they honest-to-Bob had psychic powers (if you didn’t watch it, you should’ve, cuz it was AMAZING), and the other family was total hicks and the wife waited on her husband AND children, hand-and-foot. Anywho, the hick woman felt stupid around the brilliant family cuz they used “big words” and had sophisticated conversation. So, as a new rule, she said that the family wasn’t allowed to use big words. The daughter asked what constituted as a big word, and the hick woman said, “Anonymous.” *headdesk times a million*

I need a new battery for my poor Tyrone. It’s sposed to last two hours (and used to), but now it dies after 40 minutes, and I need it to last longer than that, lol. Yes, I usually have it plugged in, but if I plan on watching something with my parents that’s only an hour, then plan on going back to my room, I shouldn’t have to worry about Tyrone dying whilst I’m watching the show. It’s not Tyrone’s fault, I remember hearing that the batteries in my model of Toshiba were defective and recalled, but it seemed to be working fine at the time, so we didn’t worry bout it.

Last Comic Standing and Miami Ink are on tonight, so I’m lookin’ forward to that! But, um, that’s about it. I’m kinda bummed that I didn’t buy anything today; it was kinda the reason for going with mom. *shrugs* Oh, well.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Do You Think You Are More “Kiss Kiss” or “Bang Bang”?

Hello people! 

Got up at 11:00 today. Blech. I did the dishes and looked up classes at BGSU (not by choice). Let me tell you, they’ve got some awesome classes, and thus far, I believe they’re the only college I’ve looked at that has a Pop Culture class, which would be AWESOME. *shrugs*

Let’s see…mom and dad went out for most of the day and I spent a few hours online. I also watched the latest episode of Factory. It was pretty funny, especially the blooper-esque take at the very end with Gary (Mitch’s character) sponge-bathing Smitty (David’s character). QUITE amusing, lol.

I also watched the episode of Law and Order where Stephen (yes, Colbert) was a guest star. He was the killer, of course. Firstly, he was amazing (as expected). And he looked super cute, so, yeah. His hair looked great, too. /fangirling. Secondly, I don’t get how people can watch that show. It sucks ass. MAJORLY. Surrsly, the acting is so terrible and…it’s just really stupid. I fast-forwarded through half the episode, to be honest.

I wanted to try out Medal of Honor: Frontline today, so I set up the PS2 in my room and got started. The beginning is D-Day, and you’re on the beach and have to infiltrate the German forces. I remember how hard it was for my dad and brother when we first got the game. Anywho, I eventually got through it and it’s pretty fun.

But, at one point, you are in this building with dug-out cave-esque areas and it’s really dark and you can’t really see where you’re going. I got lost and started spinning around and frantically trying to find where I’m sposed to go, and during that time, I, myself, became over-heated and light-headed. I think I got motion sickness from watching the video game screen spin around so much. *shakes head at self* So I stopped playing and laid down.

Yeah, I’ve been feeling kinda nauseous today. Guh. Um…you guys prolly don’t know that last year, my grandpa was killed in a car “accident” that was definitely not his fault. It’s taken a year to get things going towards court, and the guy that did it is saying he’s not to blame. Anywho, we got a letter today that said that after getting an oral report from the guy about what happened at the scene, the lawyers believe it plausible they the guy is liable. So, we have to gather up pictures, letters, etc. so the lawyers can figure out what kind of person my grandpa was.

None of us really wanna do this, cuz it’s gonna be kinda emotional, but we have to. They asked each of the family members to write down what Grandpa D. meant to us, for character building, ya know. I got mine done already, and my bro’s working on his. The big thing here is that my dad is not gonna handle this well at all. He doesn’t really get emotional very much, but this is something that upsets him a lot (of course), so it’s gonna be hard.

The title of this post is from this interview between Val Kilmer and Robert Downey Jr. on Moviefone: Unscripted for their movie, “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.” I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I intend to. Anywho, I spotted the video and thought it would be funny (especially since I’ve started liking RDjr., now), so I watched it. ZOMG, it’s awesome. At one point, they’re talking about how foreign reporters asked them, “Do you think you are more ‘kiss kiss’ or ‘bang bang’?” I thought it was funny. X] And, they have amazering chemistry. SO, for your viewing pleasure.

Dudes, did you hear what Robert Novak did? He hit-and-ran a 66-year-old pedestrian in D.C. this morning! The guy is okay, just had minor injuries, but Novak slammed into him and then drove away. Novak said that he didn’t see the guy, but witnesses have said that the guy was momentarily splayed across Novak’s windsheild before Novak drove off. I’m sorry, but this story made me laugh. What kinda douche would slam into a guy, drive off, then claim he didn’t see the guy? At least he got cited, though I think he should’ve gotten worse.

Hmm…oh! Okay, so “Mitch Rouse” added me on Facebook a couple weeks ago and messaged me saying this: “Miranda – Mitch Rouse here. Someone, told someone, who told someone, who told me – that I should write you and say “hello”. So I’m writing you to say hello. – Hope you’re well. — Mitch”

I thought it was funny and cool, so I added him and replied. Then I didn’t hear anything from him until today, when he messaged me saying: “Hey Miranda – someone just sent me this link – and since you’re such a Colbert fan I thought you might enjoy it. http://picasaweb.google.com/JimScott415/Exit57Photos – Mitch”

Mitch is super cooly and really nice, so if you guys have Facebook accounts, I suggest adding him. <3 Wife Swap is on tonight, which I’m *super* excited about. I know the show’s stupid, but I love it, lol! XD

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

The Same…Fuckers in the Audience!

Hello people!

My mom told me that I have blue/dark circles under my eyes and that I look exhausted. I slept for seven hours last night, I should not look/feel exhausted, but I do. Mom says it’s prolly from the heat, but I’m pretty sure I feel like this all the time. Mom wants me to see the doctor about it if I continue to feel so tired. Blahhh.

I went with mom to do some work stuff today, but she kinda decided (after some convincing, mwahaha) that we should skip the working stuff and go see Mamma Mia. Let me say real quick that Mamma Mia is not the kind of movie I normally go see. Die Hard 4, The Love Guru, Get Smart, those are the movies I watch. But, ya know. ABBA.

So, I went to see it with mom. It was ridiculous. I mean, duh, I think it’s expected to be ridiculous. XD Um, but I liked the music (haha, I like ABBA), and when is it a bad thing to see Pierce Brosnan and Colin Firth shirtless, really? AND singing and dancing? I mean, they’re just…yeah. No matter how old Pierce gets, he will always be hot as Hell.

And I *really* like Colin Firth. I don’t think I’ve seen him in enough. I wanna see more of him, he’s fantastic (and hugely attractive, lol). Plus, me likey his accent. <3 Anywho, the movie overall was not that great. On a scale of one to ten, I give it a five or six. It’s worth seeing *maybe* once, if you like Pierce and/or Colin and/or Meryl Streep and/or ABBA and can tolerate how silly it is. Although, really, I’m not a huge fan of musicals, anyway. RENT annoyed me.

But, there was a scene at the end of the movie that was HILARIOUS and hot and awesome and you should see the movie *just* for that last scene. It’s…AMAZING, surrsly. Go see it. Do it. Or rent it when it’s on DVD. Yeah, do that.

Real quick: I really wish that people were more fun. Not just here, in general. As a principle. People need to be more fun and loose and cool and not get embarassed so easily. If people were like that, I would have gotten up in the movie theater during Mamma Mia and sung/danced along. And people would’ve joined me, cuz that would just be FUN. People used to do that for the Rocky Horror Picture Show; my parents have *both* told me that. But people nowadays just don’t do fun stuff like that anymore. *SIGH*

Oh, btw, the title of this blog is from an interview that Stephen Colbert did a while ago on SIRIUS radio with his warm-up comedian, Pete. They were talking about how they thought what they do is amazing cuz they have to use new material every time they perform. And Stephen said he envied singers that way, cuz they could sing the “same goddamn songs for thirty years, and people get just as excited! Not even a new crowd, the same…fuckers in the audience!” I love that interview. If you want it and haven’t heard it, it’s available for downloading here.

Jay Leno is, apparently, quitting his show. True, Johnny Carson had the show first, but whatevs. Anywho, I can’t believe Jay Leno is just leaving his show. Why would he do that? If you were unbelievably successful (and yes, Leno is hugely successful; everyone knows who he is), would you just leave your show? That’s stupid, imo.

You may have heard that Carson Palmer (Cincinatti Bengals quarterback) said a thing or two about the Buckeyes, the leading college team here in Ohio. He said, “I cannot stand the Buckeyes. Having to live in Ohio and having to hear those people talk about their team, it drives me nuts. …and all the crap I gotta put up with while I’m there.”

My parents keep saying that he put a foot in his mouth and should’ve “shut the fuck up,” but to be quite honest, I’m so glad he said what he said. Lemme tell you, people in Ohio are INSANE (no offense to Ohio-ans). But SERIOUSLY, I have lived here for, what, five years now, and people are OBSESSED with the Buckeyes. You would think obsession wouldn’t bother me, what with my being obsessed with a lotta stuff, but these people are crazy and annoying.

They have hurt other people that have said bad things about the Bucks (whom I call “Bucket-heads”), they shove Buckeye shit in your face ALL THE TIME, they toilet-paper opposing teams’ houses. It’s ridiculous! And I’m sick of them, so I applaud Palmer for saying what he said.

My wifey, bigfish05, is watching her first ep of The Daily Show today! And now she’s a fangirl for Jon! <333 YAY MY EVIL PLAN TO GET EVERYONE WATCHING TDS/TCR AND BE FANGIRLS FOR JON AND STEPHEN IS WORKING! …I mean…

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You Tattoo Your Butt? “Wynona Forever?” What Does It Say?

Hello people!

I was sposed to meet up with Jen today, but since I had…girl problems…that were immensely painful, I could barely move, let alone leave the house, so that *really* bummed me out. But my dad went and picked up the books Jen was bringing for me (for a summer assignment) and then brought me home a frozen coffee, which was delicious.

Um, let’s see…I was woken up woke up at 9:00 this morning (guh) and did a little college research stuff with mom. I gotta say, I really liked Ohio University for a while, but after looking at all the classes offered by Denison, I kinda wanna go there instead. Steve Carell went there, too, so that’s a plus, lol. ;] I am gonna keep looking into both, though, as well as a few other colleges I’m interested in.

I spent most of my day with mom and dad, chillin’ in the living room and on my computer while mom made food and dad just sat. Following a couple hours of that, mom and dad had to got out for a little work thing/groceries, so I watched All That (which I didn’t know was on anywhere! But I found it on The N), and then Forensic Files was on, so I watched that, too. And, I found out that TruTV has Forensic Fridays, where they have THREE new eps every week!

Mom made some delicious coffee bread/cake thing with mini!chocolate chips and some mocha-flavored frosting. ZOMG, it was so good. But it made me all full and now my tummy is angry. X] …does anyone else wanna see Swing Vote as much as I do? If the politics hadn’t pulled me in, the multiple stars would’ve. Kelsey Grammer, Stanley Tucci, Nathan Lane, Dennis Hopper, Kevin Costner. On top of others. It looks AWESOME.

Okay, I was desperate for a title of this post, so I searched NFZ for Colbert-y things and found one of their latest updates had an embedded video in it. I watched it (and remember it) and it was one where Stephen’s talking to this foreign-y guy and Stephen said, “I see here you danced your way through college” and the guy nodded and Stephen asked if the guy showed his butt and the guy said, “At least I tattoo my butt, make it look nicer.” And Stephen was like, “You tattoo your butt? ‘Wynona Forever?’ What does it say?” <3

OMG, the funniest thing just happened. We have this coffee table that has metal bars on the bottom holding it up and together, and my mom does this thing where she screeches our dog’s name and he starts running around really fast and yelping. So, mom started doing that and Taco (dog) yelped and ran out into the living room and slammed his head on the bars under the coffee table and it CLANGED so loud, lol! XD So funny. Don’t worry, he’s okay.

Well, Dr. Horrible is officially gone. Joss Whedon said, however, that there will be a CD released as well as a DVD, so I’m looking forward to both of those. I’ll have to buy them, lol. Speaking of DH, I’ve been listening to “Brand New Day,” “I Cannot Believe My Eyes (is that the right title?),” and “So They Say.” I love them so much. GUH. But the “Dr. Horrible is Here” song (the last one) always makes me cry. *sad*

I made a mistake yesterday when referring you guys to Snorg (that t-shirt website). They’re not the one’s with the Bill O’Reilly shirt. BUT, Snorg does have some awesome shirts. The site I meant to say was Busted Tees, which has some really fantastic shirts, as well. I suggest you visit both sites, lol.

I think that’s it…did I have something else to say? Um…OH, jonstewartisgod mentioned this Even StephVen video that I *LOVE* and she linked me to it, cuz I couldn’t remember where to find it. I highly recommend you watch it. AND, my wifey posted my wedding mini!fic present and it was WONDERFUL. *loves on wifey* XD

Just thought I’d say, it so doesn’t feel like Monday.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*