Allow Me to…Kellistrate…

Hello people!

I decided to post a little early cuz I think I’ll forget later tonight. I’ve got a lotta TV to watch, LOL.

First, lemme say: a new show, “Factory,” premieres on SPIKE tonight and it stars David Pasquesi (Stew from Strangers With Candy) and Mitch Rouse (the cop in SWC, as well as working with Stephen, Paul, and Amy on Exit 57). It looks hilarious. Kinda gross and stupid, but hilarious. I’m excited to see it.

Second, Family Matters starts on Nick @ Nite tonight and I could not BE more excited! I *love* Family Matters and used to watch it all the time on ABC Family (til they took it off). So, now, I get to see it from the start! WHOO!

Moving on, not much happened today. I got up relatively late (YAY) and invited one of my RL friends, Deidre, to go see The Love Guru with me (cuz let’s face it, I’m freakishly desperate to see it and I couldn’t rely on Adam to respond anymore, lol). After some texting and her checking with her mom, she accepted, and…

GAH I FINALLY SAW THE LOVE GURU! I loved it. It was obviously retarded (come on, of course it’s gonna be stupid), but Stephen was PERFECTION. He was so funny and adorkable and splendiferous and *love him*. Although, I’ve seen two commercials where he says two different lines, and neither one of those lines was in the movie. 

“That’s gonna knock some change outta his coin purse” wasn’t in there, nor was “Not unlike when I was pulled off that hooker during my intervention…*chuckle*…good times.” And I *love* the latter statement, so I’m bummed it wasn’t in there. But, um, the title of this post is one of the things his character, Jay Kell, says. *points to icon* That’s him (um, DUH).

Ya know how football commentators circle stuff on a computer-esque screen and illustrate plays or whatever during a game? “Jay Kell” did that for the hockey games, hence his saying, “Allow me to Kellistrate” (that’s what he called it, lol). And it was hilariously inappropriate. And I was actually kinda surprised at how appropriate it seemed for Jim Gaffigan to be a commentator, but he did a really great job. I could honestly picture him being a sports commentator.

Also, Mike Myers (as the Guru Pitka, DUH) sang “More Than Words” by Extreme, which I really love. I dunno why, cuz that song is really…well, kinda gay-sounding. But I totally love it. And Mike isn’t a terrible singer, so it was enjoyable, lol.

And dudes! I saw Jen, Kate, Sam, Josie, and someone else, I think, lol, at the movies today! I went with Deidre, as I said earlier, and we were walking up to the line out in front of the theater. And all of a sudden, someone shouted, “MIRANDA!” And I looked around and was like, “WTF?” and Deidre said, “Someone just shouted your name.” Then I saw Kate and Jen and I was like, “ZOMG! HIYA!” XD I didn’t, of course, say, “ZOMG,” but you know what I mean. So that was pretty cooly.

Time for picspamming you guys! Now, I know what you’re thinking, and no, this is not the challenge I issued to you guys (btw, have you done that yet? DO IT). This is a bunch of random pics from Powell Fest: Mean Bean Cafe1, Mean Bean Cafe2, Mean Bean Cafe3, Mean Bean Cafe4, Drinks, Big-Head Guy1, Big-Head Guy2, Iggle the Eagle, Quotes1, Quotes2, Quotes3, Super Blow-Pop, Storm1, Storm2, Storm3, Storm4.

ZOMG, my dad had this dollar, and I felt so bad for it. One of it’s ends is ripped off and it was torn in half and taped back together. I wanted to fix the dollar, but I can’t. :’( Here’s a pic so you can share in my pity for the dollar. XD

I found this creepy pic of McCain at a Latino speech the other day and it’s really funny, but yeah, creepy. I felt the need to share it, LOL.

Guess what? It’s PUSHINGAROCK’s BIRTHDAY! YAY! *huggles pushingarock* Hope you had a great day, hun. You’re a total sweetie and one of my favorite people EVER! <3

I think that’s about it…um…I’ll report on Next Food Network Star and Design Star tomorrow. Lotsa links in this post. YAY. X] That should keep you guys occupied for a while, LOL. 

Oh, I have a question for my fellow Stewart and Colbert fans: what would be something that they could do on their shows that would probably get them in trouble with the network? It’s for a fic and I can’t think of anything right now. Just, if you could pitch me some ideas, that’d be awesome.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Found Out What It Is: It’s a Commie-Fest, Man

Hello people!

I’m sitting in a cafe writing this blog because I have no clue when we’ll get back home tonight so I have to get my post done now. It’s gonna be kinda short cuz my mom doesn’t want me to be, ya know, wasting my time here, plus, my computer’s gonna die.

We rushed outta the house today and, again, this fest is a total bust. There’s very few people here and it’s dull as fuckin’ school. So, hopefully, we can leave earlier than 11:00, which is when we’re sposed to stay til (HELL FUCKIN NO).

My mom said she’d like for me to visit Germany next year, and I immediately thought of Hannah (bigfish05)! It’d be awesome to stay with her if I ever visited. She’s really awesome, PLUS, fiance! :] <3 So I told my mom and she was like, “That would be awesome!” X]

The title of this blog is from a guy I passed at the Powell Fest. He was talking to his friend and I walked by and he said, “I found out what it is; it’s a commie-fest, man.” I don’t really get the context of what he said, but does it matter? He said “commie.” That’s just funny.

My bro, Nick, found Spiderman (TV show from a little over ten years ago) and Scooby Doo and Rocket Power online and he’s downloading all of them! YAY! I’m so excited. We used to watch Spiderman all the time but they cancelled the show before we could see the end of a two-part episode, and Nick said he’s getting the end!  

We’re contemplating going home, like, now. I think we should. I’m gonna try my hardest to convince my parents to take me home NOW, lol.

This entry’s super short. If I have time when I get home, I promise I’ll update.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

P.S. Have you done my picspam challenge yet? DO IT!

Either You’re Gay or You Fight It!

Hello people!

I got up at…what…8:30 this morning. It sucked. I really hate getting up before, like, 10:00. But I had to.

So, I took a shower, drank some coffee, checked my reg stuff online and then we left for Powell Fest. We were, of course, early cuz we had to set up. It took us about two-ish hours (and GUH we had to drive/walk through MUD…I’m not girly or anything, but holy shit, I hate mud). Once we were done, we covered up the valuables (ha! ha! dirty) and headed back home.

We chilled at home for bout an hour, then had to go back (I know, kinda stupid). My dad set up his booth further and my mom and I went to a coffee shop down the street. It was wonderful; the coffee was AMAZERINGLY fantastic and the atmosphere was really cute and comfortable (and ZOMG air conditioning).

Following our hour of chilling at the shop, we went back to our booth and manned it. That’s really all we did the whole time, ya know? At one point, it POURED down rain and it was so hot and sticky prior to that, I just stood out in the rain for fifteen minutes. It was really great. I loved it. I never stand in the rain, but it was so mucho fun when I did today. I think I’ll do it more often.

So I got soaked through and then, for the next four or five-ish hours, we just sat at the booth. There were tons of people there, but they were in a totally different section of the area, so they rarely came by our booth, and when they did, they ignored us. We literally got only four people interested in our booth. I was like, “Wow. Total waste of time.”

It kinda sucked. And I have to go back tomorrow, which I really don’t wanna do, but my mom really wants me to, so. But surrsly, holy moo, it was crazy hot today. I HATE HEAT/THE SUN. They are both made of epic fail.

I got a corn dog, and it was delicious, but it wasn’t filling. So I wanted another one, but I kinda forgot about it til after we left. So, my parents, being their awesome selves, took me to Kroger and got me some corn dogs and made me one. They also got me ice cream. <3

I read this awesome ZITS comic in the paper, I think a week or two ago(?). It’s so me/my generation, it’s insane! Plus, it’s hilarious, so check it.

Title of this post is from The Colbert Report (duh). Stephen was talking about…um…something, I don’t remember what, it was a coupla days ago, but he said, “Either you’re gay, or you FIGHT it!” It just loved it. But that’s the zomg-Stephen’s-gay-for-Jon-and-vice-versa fangirl part of me coming out. X]

Um…yeah, I’m gonna write tonight. Aaaaaaand…that’s all she wrote…

…see? That’s it. *points*

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

We Need to Build Big Buildings With High Asses and Huge Tits!

Hello people!

Man, I slept like shit last night. And I was woken up at 10:30 this morning (while my bro slept til 1:00 *grr*). I’m exhausted. I’m prolly gonna turn in kinda early tonight (Ha! Ha! As if).

I had to do a lot(-ish) today, which bummed me out a bit, lol. I had to help make some pasta salad (that smelled kinda bad at the time). Um, and then I had to help my mom clean out her car and get some stuff for Powell Fest. It’s tomorrow and Saturday, and it’s, like, this huge festival thingy where you bop around and eat food and check out booths. It’s really kinda random but it sounds like a lotta fun. 

Anywho, there’s a lotta prep for it cuz both of my parents have booths there, so my dad’s painting those glasses (the ones I mentioned a while ago) and my mom’s trying to organize everything and it’s just crazy hectic. Blahhh.

Last Comic Standing tonight. Surrsly. It was so good. God’s Pottery and the Prop Guy and the British Muslim. They’re made of crazy win. I love them SO much. <3

The title of this post is from last night’s Colbert Report. Stephen was talking about how America doesn’t have the biggest building anymore. And one of his guests was saying that it’s not the size that matters, it’s if the buildings are aesthetically pleasing. And Stephen said we need both; that “we need to build big buildings with high asses and huge tits!” I just thought it was hilarious. Plus, he’s so cute when he shouts stuff that’s so silly. *smirks*

I told my mom that I really don’t want my license but I really need a way to get home next year since I get outta school two hours early, and she said, “Well, then, we’ll just figure something out.” Do you know how much I love my mom for that? So much. X]

I kinda just realized that I’ve been saying “crazy” a lot. Like, “crazy hectic.” “Crazy win.” “Crazy exciting.” Maybe I should stop doing that…*ponders*

I’ve currently got…six-ish fics that I’m in the process of writing. *guh* I need to write faster, LOL. This post is kinda short, but, I guess that’s cuz not much is goin’ on. You’re prolly gonna get an abundance of short posts this summer, cuz really, nothing ever happens.

Um…*tries to lengthen post*…ZOMG, Shawn and Jules from Psych are gonna be on Fear Itself following Last Comic Standing! AND THEY GET MARRIED! <3 I’m really excited to see that. I don’t like Fear Itself, but who cares?! ;D

Dudes. It’s really hot in my house right now, and we have the AC on. What’s the temp like where you guys are?

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Told You to Leave Ten Minutes Ago! Ya Know What? You’re Fired!

Hello people!

Today was exhausting. I did nothing – absolutely nothing – and I’m wiped out, lol.

I chatted with people, quite literally all day. It was crazy. I had, like, eight or nine conversations going at once. *shakes head* I don’t think I ever wanna do that again, lol.

Real quick, to Jen and Kate: Unfortunately, I can not meet up on Friday. My parents are dragging me somewhere Friday AND Saturday. So, howsabout Sunday at 12:30? Does that work for you guys? Lemme know.

Anywho, um…I think people should say, “WHOO” more often. Like, all the time. Everytime something good happens, everyone should shout “WHOO!” Why not? People would be crazy happy all the time, it’d be great! I know I’m gonna say “WHOO” a lot more often.

Is it ridiculous of me to expect people to know who the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse? I mean…I’ve known of them for the past…like, six years…doesn’t everybody know who they are? *shrugs*

The title of this post is from Harvey Birdman (ha! ha! duh). There’s a Sebben&Sebben Orientation Video episode and Phil Ken Sebben tells the voice-over guy to leave at one point. The voice-over guy comes back to Phil later and Phil says, “I told you to leave ten minutes ago! Ya know what? You’re fired, get outta here! …no really, you’re fired, get out! Ha! Ha! ‘Right to work’ state.” To be quite honest, I don’t really get the last part of that quote, but I think most of it is hilarious…maybe you have to see it to get it.

Um…so, yeah, nothing much happened today. I mean, I talked to people a lot, but, yeah, it was a dull day.

Oh, I had a dream last night that these two guys are trying to kill me. They kidnapped me and brought me to their apartments (individually), but I escaped both of them and tried to find a place to hide after running down three or four flights of stairs (both times). It was night outside, and I remember one of the guys shouting about cherries after me, which I totally don’t get. Anyway, um, it was weird…

I guess that’s it. I uploaded a few more icons to my LJ, including some Harvey Birdman ones! YAY!

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

The Top: Is It Government Chocolate and Nuts?

Hello people!

I was woken up at about 9:30-ish this morning by my bro. He did it so nicely and loverly, which isn’t usually like him, so it made me happy. Then, I fell back asleep for ten minutes. My bro came back in and asked me if I wanted some tater tots, and I said “nosdloihasiuef” (paraphrasing). Nick (bro) said, “Are you okay?” and I said, “Meh…” and he said, “Hold on.” 

Then he shouted to mom and dad, “Guys! Miranda doesn’t feel good, can she sleep a little longer?” and they said yes. Can you believe how sweet that was? I was shocked and supre appreciative. I didn’t get up again til, like, 10:30/11:00. It was wonderful. I hugged him a lot today, lol.

I went with my dad to the store for some random stuffs and then we came home and I chilled with him all day. I drew Phil Ken Sebben, as I posted earlier, though I really wish I could’ve drawn it better (sigh). Oh, well. Um, I also did a meme and a wordle, both of which were quite fun and are both posted on my LJ.

That’s about it, really. Hell’s Kitchen is on tonight and I think I’m pining for Petrozza to win. He’s really nice and talented and the two women are kinda bitchy, so…yeah, I hope he wins. Anywho…

We watched The Next Food Network Star on Sunday, and FINALLY, one of my two least favorite people is gone. Nipa (sp?) has been sent home, thankfully. I really hated her. Nothing against Indian food, she was just so cocky and so bitchy and so diva-esque. She was really annoying and I’m supremely glad she’s gone.

It’s a couple days late, but…George Carlin is deceased. Sadness. I was never a big fan, but still, he was a pioneering comedian. Everyone knew about him. Knew who he was. Even if you didn’t like his comedy, you fucking knew who George Carlin was. He will be missed very much. *mourns*

GAH! Stephen Colbert is hurt! He won’t say what happened to him, but he had to get stitches and has two black eyes! *tears* I hope he’s okay. I don’t want him to be in pain. Everyone on NoFactZone.net has been really sad, most especially since we still have no idea what caused the injuries. Here’s a pic. *snuggles Stephen* :’(

The title of this post is something I thought my mom said yesterday. We bought knock-off Drumsticks (the ice cream treats, lol) and my mom was asking me about them cuz I’d eaten one and she hadn’t yet. She asked, “The top: is it covered in chocolate and nuts?” but I thought she said, “The top: is it government chocolate and nuts?” So I told her what I thought she said, and, apparently, mom and dad thought it was really funny cuz they couldn’t stop laughing for, like, five minutes straight. I still don’t really get why it was so amusing to them, lol. *shrugs*

So, I really wanna huggle Stephen. My minds kinda stuck on that. I hope someone writes a fic about Jon saving Stephen from a fight. I think it’d be adorable. Though…I dunno, maybe I’ll write it, but I’m not too good with their relationship. There’s too much sharp wit involved in the writing of their characters, lol.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Pictures on Pages on People on Paper

Hello people!

I don’t really know what the title means, lol. Just had to put something. *shrugs*

Anywho, as you know, I cleaned my room this past weekend well, okay, only Sunday and I wanted to show you guys before and after pics!

Before1
Before2
Before3

And now!

After1 (look at the bottom bookshelf and the ledge just above my bed…that’s really all that’s changed, lol)
After2
After3

Isn’t it lovely? I even vaccumed! I’m quite proud of it. I also drew up Phil Ken Sebben (or…tried to…). I really suck at drawing, so this is, like, the best I could do. I plan on taking (attempting to sign up for) a drawing class this coming school year.

Phil Ken Sebben (the reference pic I used).
Phil Ken Sebben (my drawing).

I realize it’s not amazing, but I think it’s at least somewhat decent, LOL. I’m gonna post a meme on my LJ soon-ish, just so ya know.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My Car Very Efficient; It Runs on Imagination!

Hello people!

I was woken up at 9:00 this morning. Blech. My mom left about twenty minutes after she got me up. I contemplated sleeping some more for another ten minutes until I realized I wouldn’t get back to sleep. So I officially got up.

I did some chores and whatnot, but I mostly chilled today. My mom took me with her to her appointment and I slept. It was nice, lol. Um, I got some coffee and a Subway sandwich but neither of them were all that good. Oh, well.

ZOMG, I talked about Harvey Birdman with my mom and dad (and explained what the show was and that it started as being based on the original show from the 60’s), and they laughed! I mean, like, they were actually quite entertained. And somewhat interested! I love it when they take an interest in my interests (or at least act like they do, lol). X]

I watched Be Kind, Rewind and it was good. Well, not, like, amazing, but it was decent. I wish Paul Dinello’s character hadn’t been such an asshole, though. He did look really good. I’m kinda surprised how good he looked. I usually don’t *think* I’m gonna like how he looks much, but everytime I see him, he looks really good, and I’m always surprised by it. *shakes head at self* Anywho, yeah, he was supre cute. X] The movie was slightly depressing and kinda weird, but I’m glad I watched it.

The title of this post is from The Colbert Report when Cookie Monster was a guest. Stephen was upset cuz fruits are now the leading snack for youngsters (taking the place of cookies) and he blamed Cookie Monster. So Cookie Monster came on to “set the record straight.” Stephen asked Cookie to stick around, and he said, “Yeah, I can stay. My car very efficient; it runs on imagination!” and he waved his fuzzy little hands(?) around in the air. It was hilarious.

Gah, okay, so, my dad wants to take my bro out to San Diego for the Comic Con for my bro’s birthday, which is July 26th. I would *love* to go cuz I actually like comics and I know for a fact that Stephen has attended Comic Con’s before for his Tek Jansen comic, so there’s that, but I’d have to fly, and I am just not willing to do that. I can’t, I can not fly…and I won’t. So mom and I are staying home (it’s 55 bucks per person, you couldn’t think we’d ALL go and pay for the plane tickets!) and I dunno what we’ll do…something fun, I’m sure. *slight sigh*

Mysidewayshalo found this awesome site where you can make jumbled word pattern thingies and ZOMG, it’s crazy addictive. I’m trying to think of stuff – ANYTHING – to put in these collages cuz it’s really fun! XD I already posted two in the previous post on my LJ (be sure to check ‘em out) and I’m gonna do some more, lol.

That’s about it, really. I thought I had more to say but I guess I don’t…huh…

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Who Wants to Pump My 12-Gauge?

Hello people!

Wow. Today is covered in fail. I mean, like, soaked in it. It seems like almost everyone on my flist is sad (including myself…kinda-ish). I’m sorry everyone’s so bummed. LOVES YOUSE GUYS.

I was annoyed earlier cuz my parents are reprimanding me bout cleaning and blahblahblah. My dad was pissed for some reason and took it out on me, and my bro got mad at me for listening to my music loud (even though I can hear his music well enough to sing along to it through his wall every night). 

But I’m kinda past that now. I’ve been cleaning my room and it tends to calm me down, especially when I’m singing along to my fave music. I am goin’ a little crazy trying to find a place for everything (I get more stuff, but my damn room doesn’t get bigger!), but other than that, I’m okay.

It is kinda a blahy day, though. It’s sposed to rain here, but it hasn’t yet, so the sky is a bright white/light gray, but there’s no rain. I love *dark* skies and rain, but *light* skies and rain are fail. They’re just bright and boring. GIMME SOME RAIN, DAMN IT!

Anywho, um, I’ve been cleaning all day, so not much has been going on. I’m almost done with the entire Harvey Birdman series (surprise, surprise!). I’ve only got, like, three eps left. I wanna watch ‘em tonight, but I also have to watch Be Kind, Rewind so my rents can take it back to Blockbuster. The main reason I even wanna see that movie is cuz of Paul Dinello’s minor appearance in it. He should be in more things, really.

Oh, incase you couldn’t guess already, the title of this post is from (wait for it…) Harvey Birdman. Phil was out with Potamus’ nephews(?) and Potamus, hunting and fishing. Phil had a 12-Gauge (shot-gun? I don’t even know) gun and was lugging it around. A beer plastic circle-holder thingy (those things you’re sposed to cut up so they don’t get caught on an animal’s snout or something) got stuck around Potamus’ snout/mouth, so he couldn’t breathe.

One of the nephews reached up to take the plastic thing off, but there was a beer still in one of the circle-holder thingies, and Phil thought that’s what the kid was reaching for. He pushed the kid away and was like (*paraphrased*), “No beer for you, that’s man juice. Now, who wants to pump my 12-guage?” Hehe. *snuggles PKS*

Speaking of snuggling Phil, would it not be AWESOME if they made Phil Ken Sebben and Harvey Birdman stuffed animal-type things. Like, they make Spiderman ones, I know. They could make PKS and Birdman ones. I would love that. SO MUCH. They’d be so adorable! And you could bend their limbs…and maybe you could squeeze their hands or something and they’d say a couple well-known lines of theirs! :D *done fangirling*

I’ve still gotta clean out my closet – which is an indescribable mess - so I should get to that. Um…perhaps if something else happens today, I’ll write some more later, but I doubt it.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

He Left Us…What a Douche

Hello people!

Oh, hey, just so ya know, I updated this meme post from a teeny bit back cuz mgbutterfly added on to it. So go read it! And comment! And stuff!

Anywho, today was pretty good! Mom got home from work early and suggested we go see Get Smart, so we did! YAY! And OMG, GET SMART was amazing. I loved it. LOVED IT. I wanna go see it again. Surrsly, if you’re contemplating seeing it, go see it. It’s really fantastic. AND NOW…

At a part in the movie, one of the characters acts like he’s gonna help Smart (Steve) and Agent 99 (Hathaway) get off the roof of a burning building, but instead leaves them behind. Smart stares after him and says, “He left us…what a douche.” It’s so hilariously dead-panned. It’s one of my fave scenes, LOL.

AHH, and there was an Even Stephven reference (well, it was one if you ask ME, lol)! Smart and 99 were looking for a car to steal and Smart peered into this dinky shack and said, “This oughta do.” It didn’t show what was in the shack, but you could guess it was an amazing car since everything around them was dingy and run-down. 99 looked into the shack and was like, “No.” and Smart said, “Yes.” and 99 said (more forcefully), “No.” and Smart said, “Yes.” <3

Allow me to address the famed kiss between The Rock and Steve Carell. It was…well, too short and there should’ve been tongue. XD What can I say? I’ve got problems. LOL. But no, seriously, it was really funny. You’ll understand why it happened when you watch the movie (I don’t wanna give too much away), but yeah, it was quite amusing.

After that, my rents and I went to the store to get some groceries cuz, apparently, we were cleaned out. I saw Bosco (friend, actual name: Cory) there (working), and we chatted shortly. It was nice, I miss seeing my friends and I hardly ever see Bosco anymore. Plus, he dubbed me Gimly, and I think that’s one of the awesomestly dorky/cooly nicknames I’ve ever been given.

Once home, I watched more Harvey Birdman, cuz, come on, I can’t get enough of this damn show. In the one where Harvey beat that stupid little dog whose name I can’t remember, I felt really bad for X the Eliminator. He desperately wanted Harvey’s approval, and it was adorkably queer. In the best way, lol. I don’t normally like X, but he was great in this one. And Phil said, “Ha! Ha! Ha! Noses on dowels.” You, uh…you’d have to watch the show to get that, lol. By the way, VOTE PHIL KEN SEBBEN! He’s running for President and has 12 billion dollars. And has taken drugs.

Okay, Adam and I were sposed to go see The Love Guru tomorrow, but, as it turns out, he has to go with his parents to his grandma’s all day. SO, I’m trying to work out another day we can go cuz I *really* wanna see The Love Guru but there’s no way in Hell I’m going by myself. That’s just made of fail.

Um…that’s it. Take us out, Johnny! *music*

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*