Ya Know What, I’m Not a Quitter…But I Quit

Hello people!

Grawr. I’m running on four hours of sleep. I guess that’s more than some people, but OMG, I’m sleepy.

I didn’t finish my homework last night cuz I’m a total lazy ass. I figured I’d try to go home early from school like I said in last night’s post. So, I texted my dad and told him I felt like crap, but he said he couldn’t leave his work (he was painting and it would screw everything up cuz he was in the middle of it), and I knew mom couldn’t get me, cuz she was in Dayton. So I had to stay in school and face the teacher.

Luckily, a few other people in class hadn’t completed their assignments either! So I’m not alone. I’m gonna finish my work tonight and just turn it in tomorrow, which only loses me 10%, PLUS, we have a chance at extra-credit on Friday, which I think will be easy. The world works for me sometimes.

Anywho, um, Math, we took a test. Holy moo, it was rough. I think we all forgot the shit on the test cuz it’s been about a week since we’ve actually GONE OVER it. Blah. Chem was crappy, but I got most of my homework done during class, so that’s good. Then, in AP Euro, we did more powerpoint notes lecture crap, and I fell sleep thrice. I’d feel bad for it, but I’m a tad too tired to care right now, lol.

German, we had a sub, so we pretty much did nothing. He wasn’t strict at all, and he actually joined our convo a couple times. It was really fun, actually. I just chatted with Zac, Adam, and David (V.) all period, so, yeah. Um, then Brit Lit, we had a sub, and we just read a short story. I tell you, I’m getting sicker and sicker of these stupid damn stories. I want something with substance, something funny, something INTERESTING, like Shakespeare or Swift!

Then, uh, Creative Writing, I’d say about 1/4th of the class didn’t turn in their assignments. It was a work day, so I wrote the character analyzation of Grant. My dad picked me up from school so I wouldn’t have to ride the bus (cuz I was actually feeling kinda nauseous), and we went to the store. Dad bought me coffee (*YAY*), then we went home.

Um…then I read a TON of fanfics (really great SPN ones) and wrote a character analysis of Malcolm. American Idol was okay tonight…David Cook obviously did a fantastic job! I’m gunning for him, now. Then Hell’s Kitchen, which was kinda suckish. I’m *super* bummed that Vanessa went home, she was one of my faves. But, Jen annoyed me (as usual) and the boys are actually hardly tolerable this year. Oh, well.

During that two hours, I read a few more fanfics. I swear, they get better and better every day, lol. I wish I could stay home all week and read fanfics. That’d be perfection.

Oh, cheese. I had something I wanted to talk about, but I totally spaced on it…uh…damn it, I don’t remember. There’s some good news, today, though: GRAND THEFT AUTO IV came out today! HELLS TO THE YEAH! I’m so stoked, I can’t wait til we get our special edition (which, for some stupid reason, isn’t gonna ship til next Monday); they had a story about it on the news where they showed some clips from the game, and OMG, the graphics and gameplay look AMAZERING.

I’ve decided to rec a couple fics, just cuz. Be warned, when I read fanfics, I typically read Wincest (for SPN fics) and smut, so this stuff is gonna be…well, porn in word form. So, basically, it’s not “work-safe.” Or parent-safe. Yeah. And, it’s mostly gonna be Supernatural fics (abbreviated SPN). There might be a couple Colbert/Stewart ones, but mostly Sam/Dean SPN.

- Who Knows What the Truth Is (Sam/Dean NC-17): SPN fic where 19-year-old Dean somehow meets up with future Older!Sam and takes him home, where 15-year-old Little!Sam, Adult!Sam, and Teen!Dean have some inappropriate fun that is full of love and understanding: http://chaosrosa.livejournal.com/2271.html.

- I Don’t Want Somebody to Love Me (Sam/Dean, R/NC-17): (how sad is it that I *just* realized what song that’s from? cuz I fucking love that song…*headdesk*…anywho…) SPN fic where Dean is cursed by a disgruntled witch he slept with…only, it’s prolly the best curse ever, and Sammy takes advantage of it: http://lazy-daze.livejournal.com/475964.html.

- Radiating (Sam/Dean, NC-17): SPN fic that’s super sweet and perfect and it’s a follow-up to last week’s episode, “Ghostfacers!” Dean is exhausted and pissed after the ghost-hunt with those stupid kids, and Sammy takes care of him and makes him happy: http://setissma.livejournal.com/642938.html.

Kay, so, I hope those are enjoyed, lol. Let’s see…oh! I heard a song on a commerical for some phone company or something that I really liked. It was *almost* jazzy and really cool sounding, so I looked it up on YouTube. Unfortunately, the majority of the song is rap shit, and only a small part of it is the lovely sounding music I heard on the commercial. That kinda pisses me off, but oh, well.

The title of this post is from Hell’s Kitchen. Vanessa, one of my fave people, said, “I’m not a quitter and I’m not weak.” and then she told Chef that she wanted to go home if she couldn’t be there 100% (cuz she burned her hand really bad, and that’s why she was saying she wasn’t a quitter; she was gonna stay, but apparently, she decided against it). Grawr.

Time to finish my homework! ;]

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

With Fingernails That Shine Like Justice

Hello people!

Kay, so, I’ve vented and still don’t feel better. My mom decided to guilt me a little more about not doing this earlier. *sigh* I’m already kicking my own ass about it, I don’t need anyone else’s help, lol, especially her’s.

So, it’s almost 10:30, and I’m not even halfway done. I’m half-considering working out some way to stay home tomorrow or maybe go home early…that’d work…maybe. I dunno, I’d have a lotta convincing to do. It’s a surprising amount of work, trying to get my parents to let me stay home/come home sick. More so than usual…mostly cuz my bro and I usually spend all of our sick days quick like a $20 we found on the sidewalk.

Today was…okay, I guess. Math was fine, we reviewed. Um, Chem, we did a lab where we reacted a piece of Magnesium metal with Hydrochloric acid, and the Magnesium pretty much bubbled away. It was cooly. AP Euro, we just had a powerpoint lecture. Um, then German, we convinced Frau to give us a free period, so that was cool.

Brit Lit, we did MORE goddamn notes and shit that I so don’t care about at all. Creative Writing was a work day. I read all period and still didn’t finish my book. *shakes head at self*

So, then when I got home, I made a snack and chatted with my mom for a bit and then my dad came home and I chatted with him for a bit. I have no jeans and the next two days are sposed to be around 50 degrees, which I would say is *not* shorts weather, so I forced asked my dad to take me to Wal*Mart to get some jeans, and he did. We ended up getting some t-shirts and gum and a few grocery-esque things, too, and we had fun, so that was nice.

We got home at about 5:00 and I hadn’t even started my homework. I spent the next hour and a half writing one and a half summaries and slacking off online. Then was dinner, which sucked, and then Jeopardy. I took a shower after Jeopardy, then went straight back to my room and kept working. It’s unbelievably hard to summarize 50 goddamn pages of pure genius in only a page or so. I hate this stupid fucking assignment.

So, as stated previously, I recorded Bones and House and Rules of Engagement (which I totally forgot was on tonight, but my dad reminded me) to watch later. My mom said, “Stay up as late as you need to and finish your homework – you can sleep tomorrow.” HA. HAHAHA. Sleep tomorrow. That’s funny. She’s under the impression that I won’t have homework tomorrow, for some stupid fucking reason. *shakes head*

My parents don’t get this whole thing, really. And by that I mean, they don’t get school nowadays. Especially when talking about homework in relation to hanging out with my parents. Here, look; I’ll tell mom and dad that I have a shitload of homework to do, right? Well, they’ll be all like, “Oh, okay, get it done.” And then, like, an hour later, they’ll yell for me and say, “You wanna watch Supernatural?” or “You wanna watch a movie?” or “You wanna go to the store with me?” or something along those lines. And of course, being the irresponsible slacker that I’ve turned into, I say, “Sure!” and leave my homework behind, only to stress about it later.

And then, when I don’t get my homework done, they freak. I mean, for god’s sakes, it’s their faults for distracting me so much half the time, and they don’t even get that. Apparently, they were great with distractions when THEY were in school. And that’s another thing, they didn’t take anywhere NEAR the kinda classes I’m taking right now, and yet, they don’t understand why I have trouble. I hate to sound cocky or whatever, but I know that I’m at least kinda smart. 

However, just cuz I’m smart-esque, doesn’t mean I can take a million tough classes and get A’s in every one of them! Or any of them, for that matter. I mean, I’ve also got my online life to worry about (which is very important to me, though it prolly shouldn’t be), and TV shows that I love, and stories I wanna work on, but don’t have the time to, and lately, friends to hang out with. But no, that’s not important. The only thing that’s important is the Hellish, demonic, I-swear-to-god-posessed place we call “school.” I hate that place so much. It’s beyond words.

Sorry for the ramblings, when I stress, I lose control of my brain (as was stated previously). So, now, I’m heading back to my work to try to get at least to the half-way mark before midnight. I’m sure I’ll be nice and exhausted tomorrow, which should suck. But I’ll try to promise a nicer post tomorrow.

Oh, and happy birthday todrvsilla! OH, AND, the title of this post is from a song…I dunno the name of it, it’s the theme song from Chuck on NBC (I think). Chuck just plays the background music, but I downloaded the song from that TV Theme Song website I plugged a couple weeks ago, and it turns out there’s a whole 3-ish minute song with words and everything. And I think it’s rather amusing. And the guy says, “I want a girl with fingernails that shine like justice.” That’s paraphrased, but still.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Anna Banana Wants to Hear “Venus,” by Bananarama!

Hello people!

Today was a quite sufficient ending to a wondiferous weekend. Surrsly.

I got up at noon today after having a rather strange dream. I dreamt that I went to prom with this guy, Kyle, who I don’t really even know that well, and we were with this other couple at dinner before going to prom. Oh, I should mention that I have no intention of going to prom. So, anywho, I was sitting next to Kyle on this long booth seat thing, and the other couple with us was sitting across from us in chairs. 

Now, I don’t understand this part, but Kyle laid down on our seat, his head about four inches from my leg. Then, the other guy that was with us sat down on Kyle’s pelvis/crotchular-area, and Kyle thrusted up against his ass…I don’t know, don’t ask for an explanation, lol. Dream!me is very strange, let me tell you.

So, anywho, when I woke up, I went outside to chill with my parents on the back porch. We sat there for about an hour, chatting and whatnot, and then we went inside and watched Midnight Run. Surrsly, one of the best fucking movies in existence. LOVE that movie, SO MUCH. Jen, if you’re cool with an insane amount of swearing, you’ll have to come over and watch it. Tis SO GOOD.

So, then, we watched National Treasure (for about the 100 millionth time) whilst eating some unbelievably delicious dinner (MEXICAN). Afterwards, I had to do my homework (but I didn’t, lol). I went in my room and watched TV for two hours, and now I’m doing this. I feel kinda bad, but I also feel like I didn’t wanna ruin the bitchin time that was this weekend.

I read lotsa awesome fanfics today and I saw someone ask for someone to write a fanfic for ‘em (a quick oneshot), and I wanted to do it, but I think I’ve screwed myself over; I started really thinking about it to the point of WAY over-thinking it and now I don’t think I can write it…I’ll have to apologize to a couple people for flaking out on it, but really, I don’t think I could write anything even remotely good after having thought about it all damn day. *curses self*

Oh, the title of this post is from one of my fave Psych episodes. “Spelling Bee.” Definitely one of the best ones ever. Shawn takes over for the “Spell Master” at a Spelling Bee cuz he’s looking for clues, and he has to give a word for the next contestant to spell, so Shawn reads off of a little paper (that’s sposed to be the list of words the Spell Master’s sposed to use), and he says, “Banana.” The girl that’s sposed to spell the word asks for repetition of the word, a definition, and the use of it in a sentence. Shawn says, “Anna Banana wants to hear “Venus” by Bananarama! Banana!” And then Gus looks down at the paper on the desk and he’s like, “You’re using his grocery list!” That’s paraphrased, but you get the jist, lol.

I’m not the high school dance type (most especially the prom), but I gotta say, I kinda wish I was going to prom this year. I don’t think I could get a date (cuz, I mean, come on, I’ve never had a date in my life, lol), but I really feel like going. I dunno why I suddenly feel like going, but I do. And I’d really like to go with the guy I like, but I dunno if he likes anyone or if he’s single or if he likes me or what. Plus, he’s my friend, and I wouldn’t wanna complicate our friendship by asking him out if he doesn’t like me and turns me down. Yes, I have a huge fear of rejection, lol. Oh, well. There’s always next year.

Okay, everytime I stay up past 10:00 PM, I watch Nick@Nite, and they play that goddamn freakishly long, indescribabley upsetting ASPCA commercial about abused animals. I hate that commercial so goddamn much, I want it to die. I love animals, don’t get me wrong, and they should be rescued if being abused, but I don’t need to see FIVE MINUTES of injured animals set to depressing music, thank you very much.

Oh, cheese! I promised Alex Trebek autograph photos, lol! Here’s one and two. And yes, I framed it. What of it? ;D

Well, that’s about it. It’s time to get a little homework done, then read a fanfic or two, then go to sleep. GAH, I *so* don’t wanna go to school tomorrow. *broods over school just like Sammy* Ooh, something awesome, though! Howard Dean is gonna be on The Daily Show on Thursday! HELLS TO THE YEAH!

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Is “A Drink” a Euphemism?

Hello people!

Whoo! Today was pretty awesome, too! Yay for a fuckin great weekend thus far!

I got up at 7:57 this morning…my dad started slamming doors angrily cuz the garage door was left open all night, and after the third slam, I was about ready to have a fucking heart attack. It was a really suckish way to wake up, but that’s okay. I had to vacuum (sp?) the living room, hallway, foyer, and my bedroom. Then, I cleaned up my room a bit and read some fanfics.

I went with my mom to her appointments today and she got me coffee and fastfood, which was awesome. DELICIOUS Speedway coffee. So…then I came home and read some more fanfics and jammed to rockin tunes for three hours. Then I took a quick shower and waited for Jen to get here.

So, Jen got here and we watched Harold and Maude and The History Boys. They were both really great! I *loved* them, though they had somewhat depressing moments, lol. But yeah, very good movies with hilarious parts and some fantastic one-liners. XD Jen and I have to have another movie night where she brings Clueless and I bring Ace Ventura, lol!

Explanation of title: tis a quote from The History Boys. Dakin asked Irwin out for a drink. But he really meant, “please, come suck me off.” That was one of the funniest things, I think, in the movie. He was just bluntly straight-forward about it, even though it would be considered wrong by any other adults there, LOL. But, uh, secretly? I kinda wished something would happen between them, lol. I can’t help it…I have a thing for guy/guy stuff…*shakes head at self* X}

As you can see, today was pretty fun! OH! Remember how a little while ago, I sent Alex Trebek a WristStrong bracelet? I’m pretty sure I mentioned that here…anywho, I came home today and got the mail (as I always do), and there was a rather large envelope from Jeopardy! addressed to me. I opened it and (OMG) there was an autographed photo of Alex Trebek inside that read, and I quote, “Miranda, Thanks for thinking of me and thanks also for the bracelet” (the point of sending him a bracelet is cuz he hurt his wrist somehow, lol). So, yeah, I was pretty damn excited.

I’ll have to post a pic tomorrow; my batteries are dead and my camera’s being a meany. The reason this is being posted so late (I clicked post at about 1:00 AM) is cuz I went into my parents’ room at 11:30 and we talked for the past hour and a half. Man, it was so mucho fun.

So, tomorrow’s homework day (haha). I really do have to get some work, done, though, and luckily, it’s kinda just filling in blanks from the Brit Lit book, although I also have to write my summaries for Jurassic Park, which’ll take me a while, but that’s okay.

Time for more fanfics, and then bed. YAY, SLEEP.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

He Died a Virgin…What a Noob

Hello people!

GARFLAGUM! I totally had an awesome day! AWESOME! And I expected it to suck so many noodles! So, yeah, I’m pretty freakin happy, lol.

Let’s start from the very beginning – a very good place to start! I made up a math quiz, which I think I did alright on, then we took another math quiz, which, again, I think I did alright on. And Jordan, one of my buds in math class, brought in cake for everyone! *LOVES*

So, then was Chem, and we had a quiz in there. I totally spaced on what the standard pressure is in STP, but other than that, I was fairly confident in my work. Then was AP Euro, and we kinda did nothing. We had an assignment, but nobody really worked on it. We partnered up, and my partner was Chahinez (sp?), and she’s awesome, so I was happy bout that. Plus, we chatted with Justin and Henry (who are both in our chem class with us), and that was fun.

Uh…then was German. Since our class is mostly seniors, and most of the seniors had gone to a summit thingy today, there were only FOUR PEOPLE in our class today. Two of them I don’t really talk to, the other was Michael, but he was on the computer most of the time, so we didn’t chat much today. But I got to listen to my music all period and hang around LJ and whatnot, so that was fun.

Then Brit Lit, we did blah work, but I read Jurassic Park, WHICH IS THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. Period. Then Creative Writing and we kinda just chatted in that class, which was fun! :]

I had to go wait by the bus to tell my bro that we were getting picked up cuz he didn’t have his phone so I couldn’t text him or anything. So, I chatted with our super cooly bus driver, who told me that she practiced Wicca for four years! She said that stuff actually started happening and that someone close to her ended up dying…and that she had to stop cuz bad stuff was going on. I was like, “WHOA.” But it was really interesting, lol.

I was SUPER worried bout my interim grades, but I explained stuff to my ‘rents, and it turned out GREAT! They didn’t yell at me at all, and I brought my AP Euro grade up from an F to a B! YAY FOR JEN WHO HELPED ME! XD So, I was pretty damn happy about that.

I read fanfics and rocked out to awesome tunes all afternoon til Jeopardy. It was prolly one of the best days I’ve had all week. We had grilled chicken and cucumbers for dinner, which was DELICIOUS, and then watched Reaper (YAY) and Ugly Betty (YAY)! Gah, such a great day.

Explanation of title: tis from Jen’s meme that she ”yoinked” from me, lol. I *LOVED* the following lines:
>>>>>>>> “Isaac Newton died a virgin,” he reminded her.
>>>>>>>> “And what does Keats say about that?”
>>>>>>>> “What a noob?” he tried, using slang he’d heard her using before.
So, I put ‘em up as the title cuz it made me laugh hysterically, lol. And YAY for Jen for doin the meme of pure awesomeness!

PLUS, tomorrow, Jen’s comin over for a Movie!Fest which is gonna be PURE FUN! So fuckin hells to the yeah! X}

Gotsta take a shower. Loves to be squeaky clean, ya know!

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Calm the Whirlwinds of Your Mind

Hello people!

Today was GREAT! Inservice Day FTW! I got up at noon! TWELVE HOURS OF SLEEP! Twas fantastic. X]

When I got up, I made myself a delicious sandwich and then chilled and watched some TV and read some fanfics. Then, I did that fucking awesome meme that I posted earlier. I totally love that meme. I think I’m gonna do it once every month or something. It’s a good writing exercise…imo. But I won’t keep posting it, promise, lol.

So, then I went with my dad to the store and we got ice cream and juice and gum and some awesome t-shirts. Does the name Cathy Rosenburg sound familiar to anyone? It was one of the contestants on Jeopardy tonight, but her name sounds so familiar…I just dunno why…anywho…

I had a *lot* of homework to do today, and I did none of it. Do you know how much fail I’m made of? I know, I know, I’m such a failure, but it’s so much more fun to write drabble and watch TV, I just couldn’t bring myself to work. And I’m kicking my own ass right now, but ya know what? It’s my fault and whatever grades result is my fault, too.

I’ve got two quizzes and a test tomorrow. And actually, I’m ready for both. I totally know all the info that I need to know for ‘em and I’m confident that I’ll do well, so, yay!

Explanation of title: tis from the new ep of Supernatural that was on tonight! One of the douchebag guys from the Hell House episode said it. It was pretty funny. And this episode, OMG, it’s so fucking hilarious. PURE GOLD. So glad it came back tonight. Sam and Dean are *amazering*. And the “gay love” thing made me LMFAO, surrsly.

We recorded Ugly Betty tonight, and we’ll watch it tomorrow. But Miami Ink comes back tonight, too, so that should be good! YAY!

Ya know what I noticed? On days that I *don’t* go to school, very little tends to happen. This is a freakishly short post, and for that, I apologize. You’ll have more tomorrow…we get interims tomorrow…*guh*…that’s gonna be Hell.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

May I Tongue the Crack of the Liberty Bell?

Hello people!

Today was…okay, I guess. I mean, it was actually relatively good…but there were parts of it that really sucked. Continue reading, please.

Math was fine, I got a quiz back and found out that I got a really good grade on it (when I thought I’d bombed it). I had to make up a quiz (9.4-9.5) while the rest of the class went over that quiz (I was tossed into the hallway), but I ran out of time and was only able to do half. The good thing is, I wasn’t sure if I was doing it right, and when I went to turn my quiz in, I saw some of the answers and noticed that I’d gotten them right (I didn’t, like, cheat or anything, I had already given him my quiz, but I was kinda checking my answers). So, I was pretty happy bout that. And we didn’t have homework, so, YAY!

Chem sucked. Pure sucked. I know I have a really bad grade in that class and I just don’t give a fucking damn anymore. It’s too fast-paced and too hard for me and my mom refuses to see that and I just don’t care. AP Euro sucked, too. I have an F. Although, Jen, being the wonderful *angel* that she is, helped me find faults in Mr. Nickel’s grading and I think it greatly improved my grade, so infinite love to her.

German, we did reading…which sucks. I hate reading those shitty stories, especially creepy ones about bread and a baby dying cryptically. I did have a nice chat with Adam and Zac about where I can go for my birthday (for a shooting range). They suggested some indoor places, but I don’t remember what they said, lol…oh, well.

So, then was Brit Lit and we did MORE reading of stupid crap that’s just pure dull. I miss the days of Shakespeare and Swift. *sigh* Creative Writing was just another reading day, but holy bananas, Jurassic Park is SUCH a fucking good book, I can’t believe I’ve waited this long to read it. I’ve only got about 60 pages left.

Kay, so, I showed off my tattoo today, and it was still healing, so it was doing this (kinda gross) flaking thing. Like, you know how when you get a sunburn, a little skin peels off and there’s a tan underneath? Well, when you get a tattoo, a little skin peels off and there’s a tattoo underneath, LOL. So, it was kinda weird and funky today, but that’s okay. The two most common asked questions today were:

[1] Is it real? –> of course it’s real, why would I put on such a show for a fake tat?
…and…
[2] Is that why you’ve been gone for two days? –> am I the only person that thinks that’s a strange question? It doesn’t take THAT long to “recover” from getting a tattoo. Jeez, a coupla hours and you can go about your business as usual. Apparently, people don’t know that. But, I had to tell a *lot* of people, “No, I was sick the past two days.”

I felt so lethargic when I got home, but Nick (bro)’s friends were outside jumping on the trampoline – which happens to be directly in front of my window – so I didn’t have any privacy (it was hot today, so all the windows in the house were open, including mine). No privacy = no sleep. But that’s okay, I got to read some fanfics and even worked on my own! So that was fun! :]

Sometimes, I fucking hate fangirls. And fanboys, for that matter. True, I’m in that group (the former, of course). They’re the only way Jason and Brook are STILL IN this goddamn American Idol so-called “competition.” It’s no singing competition, let me fucking tell you that. And, being an avid watcher of this dumbass show for the past seven years, I know that already; I know it’s a popularity contest. But, COME THE FUCK ON. Carly and Syesha in NO WAY deserve to be in the bottom two tonight. They are AMAZERING. 

I like Jason, but he sucked last night, and Brook was TERRIBLE! They should both be in the bottom two, and yet, two of the best performers are there instead. And FUCK FUCK FUCK. Carly was voted off. I can’t fucking believe this. She deserves to win so much fucking more than anyone else (well, except for David Cook…he’s the only one as good as Carly). I don’t know why I still watch this fucking show. It’s a guilty non-pleasure.

Sorry bout that, but I’m rather pissed…anywho…um…Men in Trees is on tonight and it’s pretty good so far, but I have a feeling that Cash is gonna screw things up between Marin and Jack…grawr.

Explanation of title: tis a quote from The Colbert Report…I believe Monday’s ep from Philly. It was *SO FUNNY*, cuz Stephen actually ASKED the tour guide guy that. He literally said, “Sir…may I tongue the crack of the Liberty Bell?” And I laughed so freakin hard. He also asked this other tour guide guy if he could touch Ben Franklin’s walking stick – which was *REALLY* old – and the guy was like, “No, no, I can’t let you do that.” and after a bit, Stephen gave up and was like, “What’s that?” and the guy turned away, and real quick, Stephen turned back and swiped his hand along the stick, then turned back to the guy, and the guy TOTALLY DIDN’T NOTICE! It was priceless.

That’s about it, for now. And *huge* loves to Jen, who needs the loves right now. *LOVES JEN*

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

D’ya Think He Takes a Valium Every Night?

Hello people!

I stayed home again today. I really wanna stay home tomorrow, but I know for sure 100% that I can’t stay home. I’ve got two days worth of work to make up, not to mention two huge tests (*GUH*). But I have to go to school feeling shitty…and NO ONE should have to do that.

So, when I got up, I was like, “Oh, I should get something to eat…” I started walking down the hall and I immediately felt nauseous…like, dizzy and light-headed and nauseous. I had to sit down, and even then, I felt sick. It passed after an hour or so, but it was awful.

Last night, I had two dreams. One was where I was making a turkey sandwich on toast with chedder cheese and my mom’s homemade dressing. I finished making it and was just about to take a bite of it, then I woke up. That’s why I was hungry when I got up, lol. 

In the second dream, my Creative Writing teacher forced our class to read our book summaries in front of everyone, even though they weren’t due yet. I was having *SUCH* a meltdown, and then I woke up. I think it’s my subconscious telling me to wake the fuck up and get my summaries done, since I haven’t started them, lol.

Dude, it’s been two days now and I haven’t mentioned it, so, forgive me for the MAJOR delay: SUNDAY WAS 4/20 (AKA POT DAY)! I hate myself for not saying anything, but I was sick and light-headed at the time, so the thought didn’t occur to me, lol. I, personally, don’t celebrate 4/20, but I know that TONS of people at my school do, so I feel obliged to mention it.

I watched Juno today! It was GREAT! Ellen Page is ADORABLE! And *oh*, Jason Bateman is *SO HOT.* Really fantastic movie, surrsly. Although, I’m slightly disappointed with how it ended…I won’t spoil anything, but I think they could have written a better ending…oh, well.

Ya know what I don’t understand? Why is it that (in TV shows and whatnot) guys have to give up their dreams and “grow up” while women are the “responsible ones?” Why can’t EVERYONE have their dreams and try to live those dreams? Don’t tell them to fucking grow up! That’s terrible! I would *NEVER* tell my husband to grow up and lose his dreams. And he should never tell me that. *clears throat* Rant = over…

OMG! A teacher at some school in Columbus sprayed a student that was sleeping in class with a squirt gun. The stuff in the squirt gun was vinegar and water, and it just happened to go in the kid’s eye. To be quite honest, I don’t feel bad for the kid. The fucker should’ve stayed awake! 

And even though the teacher apologized to the kid’s mother, the mom took it to THE POLICE and wants an apology from the school district, as well as punishment for the teacher. Well, ya know what? The teacher doesn’t deserve a punishment. Maybe the stupid kid should stay the fuck awake, it’s his own fault! Jeez! I *hate* stupid people.

Explanation of title: my dad said it about Chef Gordon Ramsay. *LOVES* Chef Ramsay. He’s pure awesome. But he shouts a whole fuckin lot, so as we listened to him shout for a minute, my dad said, “D’ya think he takes a Valium every night to calm himself down?” I’m sure he prolly does, yeah…

Aww, poor Jean Phillipe (Hell’s Kitchen). Chef Ramsay yelled at him to take off his tie, and Jean Phillipe was like, “No, I’m more comfortable with my tie, Chef.” Aside from Chef, Jean Phillipe is the cooliest guy there! He deserves a shitload of respect.

American Idol was *great* tonight! David Cook and Carly did WONDIFEROUSLY! And Syesha did great, too, even though she screwed up her start *just* a tad. She looked beautiful and sang just as fantastic. I love Syesha, but I have the worst feeling that she’s gonna be sent home. I *desperately* want it to come down to David and Carly, and I want David to win, cuz MY FRANK, he’s so fucking amazing.

I believe this post was MUCH more sufficient than last night’s. My apologies for that crappy post. Hope this made up for it!

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Don’t Wanna Call You an Ass-Face, But…

Hello people!

I stayed home today. No faking this morning, no need to. I felt so freaking terrible. I actually got light-headed today and was walking on wobbly legs for a few hours. It was weird; I couldn’t get my eyes to focus for a bit. But, thankfully, that passed. Unfortunately, I still feel shitty. My chest still hurts, I’m still coughing my head off, and I’m still blowing my nose quite a bit. I think I might stay home tomorrow, if I can.

Anywho, I got up at 1:00 PM today, which is the latest I’ve ever slept on a sick day. I was kinda disappointed in myself for wasting so much of the day. Once I got up, I got some food and watched some TV, then read a bunch of fanfics and chilled. That’s pretty much all I did with my day, lol.

Um…my bro came home and needed some help with typing up a paper. He asked me for help and I did, cuz I type faster than him and I don’t mind helping him. So, he came in my room and I helped him with his homework, and it was one of the most fun things ever. He and I joked and laughed and it was just really fun. I wish we could hang out more; sometimes he’s really awesome.

Bones was on tonight! It was great! But lotsa sex stuff, and since I watch it with my parents, it was a teeny bit uncomfortable, lol. Then Two and a Half Men was on, and that was HILARIOUS, but again, sex stuff. Then Rules of Engagement was on. Another show with lotsa sex references and amusing stuffs. So, yeah, lol. But overall, really funny stuffs tonight.

Explanation of title: tis from the Rules of Engagement ep tonight. Russell called Adam an ass-face. Actually, he said, “I don’t wanna call you an ass-face, but, ya kinda are…” The way he said it (very high-pitched) was pretty amusing, lol.

That’s really about it…I might have more to talk about tomorrow, but I doubt it. I think I’m gonna stay home if I can convince my mom to let me. It’s gonna be hard, though. But, jeezus, I feel so bad. *guh*

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Thank You, Your Holiness, AWESOME Speech

Hello people!

Well, well, well! I slept til about 11:00 today and it was wonderful. Although, last night, I had to wrap some plastic around my tattoo on my arm so that it wouldn’t seep onto my bed. Unfortunately, it seeped down my arm and onto my shirt, which sucked, but it’s okay. The ink came out just fine.

Anywho, apparently, today was Spring Cleaning for my parents. They pretty much cleaned up the kitchen, the living room, and their bedroom. My bro was enlisted for help, and I was sposed to help, too, but I started feeling like utter and total shit today, so I didn’t do a whole lot.

I watched SIX HOURS of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report that I had recorded, lol. Colbert in Philly was FUCKING HILARIOUS! It was prolly some of the best stuff of his that I’ve ever seen. And some of Jon’s stuff was really, great, too. His interview with Uma Thurman was fantastic! I’ve never seen her look better. She should keep her hair short, it looks great that way. 

Explanation of title: tis from one of the Daily Show’s I watched today. Jon showed a clip of GeeDubyaBush shaking hands with the Pope after he [the Pope] gave a speech. Bush said, “Thank you, your Holiness, *awesome* speech.” I pretty much burst out laughing. Jon followed with hilarity, including, “Yes, great job, dude.” Great, GREAT segment.

I read a ton of fanfics today, too, which made me happy. My tat is kinda sore at the edges, and when I cough, it kinda hurts, but other than that, it’s looking great!

But I’ve got a huge headache and a *really* bad cough and a stuffy nose. I desperately wanna stay home tomorrow, but since I stayed home LAST Monday, I don’t think my parents will let me, no matter how shitty I feel. Oh, well. I’ll have to do my best to convince them.

Today, my mom was vacuuming (sp?) and she yelled to my dad, “It’s not picking anything up!” I was in my room when she yelled it, and I thought to myself, “It’s prolly just a really old piece of shit…like a certain someone I know (I was watching The Colbert Report at the time, lol).”

OH! I got mentioned on one of my FAVE sites today, “The Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks.” The title is pretty self-explanatory. So go check out my contribution! Incase anyone from Ohio is checking it out, it’s from the clinic across the street from Heritage.

I might watch an episode of Supernatural before I head off to bed tonight…if I have some time…yeah.

There’s not much going on right now, so, yeah. Ya know what? Schmoozing is an awesome word.

Love y’all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*