I Like Walks on the Beach and Murders at Midnight

Hello people!

Today was a pretty sweet day, lol. Math, Chem, and AP Euro were all blah, let's skip those. But German was great! We're watching The Emperor's New Groove, which I TOTALLY LOVE! It's one of my fave ever Disney movies! Patrick Warburton is amazering, lol. 

Brit Lit was okay. Mrs. Creek is just plain funny, lol, but the Macbeth movie we're watching (the 1971 version) is crappalicious. Although, the part where one of the witches flashed Macbeth and went, “Bleh!” was pretty amusing, haha.

Creative Writing was okay. Amanda and David and I got to hang out and chat, which we never get to do in that class, so that was fun. And David was obscure (as usual, lol), which was very funny.

Okay, so, Jen did this amazering 30 hour famine thing for NHS, and it ended tonight at…6? 7? I think 6…I hope she pigged out when she was done, lol (didja, Jen? )!

There was nothin on tonight, so I browsed the guide and saw a game show called, “AMNE$IA.” So I checked it out and it's pretty cooly! The host asks questions about the guest's past and stuff (like your old locker number or nicknames you had, etc.) and it's really awesome! I'm gonna watch it next week. I bet it'd be a blast to go on that show, lol.

Oh! Dakota bought us ice cream today! SHE FREAKING RULES for that! My blizzard was really good. And I got to eat it during Panther Period cuz Frau's awesome like that and let me, lol. And Adam found some pretty good vids today on clipaday – GOTTA love faceplants, lol.

When I got home, I did what I've been doin all week; I read some more fanfics. And now I'm gonna write one. It's just some random blather, but I feel like writing something for myself instead of as an assignment Creative Writing, lol. Oh, speaking of, I just turned in my last actual story. Which makes me kinda sad, lol. I liked writing for this class. Now I gotta do stupid damn poetry shit, which I *HATE* so much. The only time I like poetry is when it's read to me by a guy, which is never so far, lol, so I really don't like it.

Tomorrow, I'm goin back to the show with my mom and dad. It's gonna be fun, though, like last Saturday, I'm gonna be gone from about 9:00 AM til about 10:00 PM. So…yeah. XD

That's about it…I'm sure there's more somewhere in my day today, but I can't find it. So, until tomorrow night, adios, my dancing muchachoes (don't ask, lol)!

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hot Coffee, Whipped Cream, Sprinkled Cinnamon…

Hello people!

Math test continued today…it was crap. I don't think I did very well on that. Oh, well. No homework, which RULES. Chem was stupid, DUH. AP Euro was lame. I really *REALLY* hate group stuff. So much. I like people in that class, but not enough to chill with them (except for Jen, but I mean, like, students, not aides, lol), so it's hard for me to get into a group. I'm stuck with Gore (Igor), Jeff, and Amy. I mean, they're cool, but they're not my type of people.

German was fun; we did nothing again. Frau's just super fun. Macbeth test in Brit Lit, which was pretty easy. And Creative Writing we did a stupid imagery prompt. “Show, DON'T tell.” I've always hated that damn phrase, cuz you HAVE to tell! That's what fucking writing IS! TELLING! Damn it.

Anywho…tomorrow is gonna be AMAZERING. Two periods straight of movies and Dakota's gonna buy everyone at our table ice cream from Dairy Queen! Can you say “AWESOME?!” Cuz I sure fucking can!

Unfortunately, Adam wasn't in German to find hilarious vids of abuse on clipaday, lol, so I took his place. He was at a doc's appointment, just so ya know (Jen, lol). Anywho, I found a GREAT video on clipaday. It's HILARIOUS! Here:

[[http://clipaday.com/videos/treadmill-face-plant]]

It's a faceplant, and OMG, it's so funny. This idiot guy tries to walk on his hands on a treadmill and he smacks his face against the running treadmill and falls on the floor. Stupid guy, lol.

American Idol kinda bummed me out. I don't like who left, they should still be thur. Oh, well. Eli Stone is great, though. I like this show quite a lot. XD

I found out that last night, Stephen Colbert took a shower in Starbucks coffee, smothered his chest in whipped cream, and then sprinkled himself with cinnamon on his show. Then I watched the video. It was…gah. Surrsly, SO GAH…it made me all smirky, lol.

I spent a few hours tonight reading more fanfics and skipped out on my homework, AGAIN. I can't help it, though! Good fan-fics are hard to ignore! Oh, well. I'll just get it done real quick before midnight. It won't be that great, but it's okay.

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You're An Idiot…Aww, Thanks!

Hello people!

I know I've blogged already tonight, but I decided to post a little somethin' extra, lol.

For those of you that are Colbert fans (which I'll prolly only encounter on Facebook or MySpace, if that), I wrote a fan-fic last weekend that I posted on the Colboards about two days ago.

I figured I'd post it here just incase anyone would like to waste five minutes and read it, lol.

So, my wonderful readers, I present to you my Stephen Colbert fan-fiction, “Stephen Colbert's Fallback Position: Hall Monitor!”

[[http://www.colboard.com/viewtopic.php?t=37200&sid=ecd43b6f0428cc2213eedca2fd84edc6]]

Enjoy! And sleep well, my loverly followers. XD

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow* 

OMG! The Mascots are Gonna Kill Him!

Hello people!

Gah! Me loves delays. Two-hour delay today, though, I kinda wish we'd had a snow day. I could've relaxed and read fan-fics all day. What's better than that? Very few things, trust me.

We had part of the second half of the math test today and it was…okay. I think I did sufficiently well, lol. Chem was lame, what else is new? AP Euro was stupidly dull, but I got to write during class, which was fun. German was okay. I like that we did that review, cuz we pretty much didn't have to do it. And JEEZ, I love Frau. She's one of the cooliest teachers ever. She's just awesome, lol. Props to Frau!

Brit Lit was kinda boring, we took a short quiz and then did nothing. Creative Writing, I did a little writing and then chatted with Amanda, and that was it. When I got home, I should've typed some story up for an assignment due on Friday, but I didn't, as usual. I read fan-fics all afternoon, and they made me so happy, that I really just don't care bout my homework, lol.

Mrs. Creek told the class a funny story today. She said that this freshman girl in Miss. Kopp's class first period today was sitting in the front seat of a row close to the desk. Mrs. Creek came into the classroom to get something of hers and she had a bottle of Vitamin Water with her, which she placed on the desk. The freshman girl was like, “Eww, vitamin water. It's so…” and she paused for, like, a minute trying to think of the right word to say, then she finished her sentence with the obvious, “…it's so watery.” WOW.

American Idol was GREAT tonight! The girls freaking RULED. Who doesn't like well-sung Heart? And Kansas?! HECK YES. Back to You was pretty funny tonight. Poor Gary, though. But OMG, the gay statements from Ryan Church were HILARIOUS!

I got to buy lunch today. Burger, chocolate ice cream, bottle of water. My fave lunch. I love buying that. It's unhealthy, but it's delicious. Panther Period was fun! Adam found some pretty funny vids today, so that was fun.

MEN IN TREES is BACK tonight! I shouldn't, but I totally love this show. XD It's a retardedly good show.

Oh, I got a shirt that my mom ordered for me in a magazine a week or so ago. It's AWESOME. I love it. It's this cooly plaid, somewhat baggy over-shirt. I'm gonna wear it tomorrow, so, yeah.

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I'm F***ing Matt Damon! She's F***ing Matt Damon!

Hello people!

OMG! I saw the funniest damn thing today. I recorded Jimmy Kimmel Live after the Oscars cuz Jon made a quick guest appearance, and I could NOT STOP LAUGHING at this clip from it. So, I grace you with a hilariously fucking hilarious clip.

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TilAqoYBVjA]]

As I believe I stated yesterday, I found a GOLD-MINE of amazeringly great fan-fics yesterday. I've been reading them since I got home today. Jeez, they're great, lol. So, yeah, very happy today.

Nothin much to say. Oh, German was AWFUL. I hate, *HATE*, presenting stuff in front of people, ESPECIALLY friends of mine (mostly cuz if I screw up, they might mock me for it, lol). Since I'm…at least aquaintances…with everyone in that class, it's super embarassing for me to present stuff in front of class (it's just this problem I have, lol, nothing personal against my German buds). So, when I had to present with Zac, I totally spaced on most of my lines, which was AWFUL. My hands were shaking and I couldn't look at anyone and I felt my face getting red. Gah.

ANYWHO, thank Frank that that's over, and I'm pretty sure Frau went leniantly on us (bless her, lol), so yay.

American Idol was okay tonight. I liked the song choices, but the boys really didn't do that well. Especially the Australian guy that sang “Killer Queen,” cuz OMG, he sang the chorus a little higher-pitched than the rest of the song, and a teeny bit off-key. It was so annoying to me, lol. Oh, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE that young kid, David or Daniel something. I forget his name, lol, but he's GREAT…and super cute.

Back to You was pretty funny tonight, too. INSANELY funny. And I absolutely love Gary, lol. Such a hilarious character.

Gah…I know there's more for me to say, but I can't think of anything! I fail at life. Umm…

MATH! Math! I had a math test today, and it was…o…kay…but it was without a calculator, and we had to do graphs, and I don't think I did well on that part, lol. But yeah, I think I did okay.

Oh! We finished Macbeth today in Brit Lit. I want that book, like, NOW. “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” I want that as a tattoo, lol. SUCH a great line. True, kinda cliched by being used to so much in pop culture, but it's so true, and just magnificent.

I've got Dave Matthews on the brain, man. I listened to pretty much just Dave Matthews all afternoon. The worst part is, I know exactly what's gonna happen, cuz it's my M.O. I'm gonna be all “high” on Dave Matthews right now, and then, in, like, a week or two, I'll get sick of him, find a new song to obsess over (or go back to an old one), and completely drop Dave Matthews. Which sucks! I love them too much to drop them. I'm gonna have to try to control my obsession, if I can, lol.

Oh, hey, Frau said we're doing superheroes next week for our next assignment (I *think* she was serious about that), so, if any of my German buds that read this (*ahem* Jen) would like dibs on AngerMann, you're welcome to have him. I'm gonna re-vamp Tek Jansen to be mine, lol. So, yeah! :] 

Jen made me the BOMBINEST study-guide doodle page for me today, lol. It is SO FREAKING toll! I'm gonna have to scan it onto my computer and post it for you guys to see, cuz it's surrsly awesome. *THANKS JEN!!!*

Time for sleep. Hope for a snow day (or at least a delay) tomorrow, peoples!

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Want That Damn Bowl on the Damn Table NOW

Hello people!

Okay, report (and that's pronounced, ”re-POOR,” not “re-PORT”) for today.

Today was suckishly dull…again. Math, there was a test that I totally bombed – what else is new? Chem, we FINALLY made smores…THANK FRANK. And they were delicious…even though we used a microwave…it would've been much more fun if we had used a freaking bunsen (sp?) burner or something.

AP Euro test sucked. Shocking, I know. German was cool. Frau is just the bomb, yo. Although, I totally didn't memorize my project stuffs tonight, either, LOL. I'm gonna fail so mucho, lol. Oh, well. Brit Lit was cooly. Same ol' same ol', more Macbeth. Creative Writing…we did nothing. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

No homework, thank Frank. I spent all afternoon on the computer doing absolutely nothing. Isn't it great?

I found some GREAT Colbert and Stewart fan-fiction in an LJ community. It has, like, completely made my day. XD

Moment of Truth was on (AT ITS NEW TIME AND DAY) tonight (at 8:00). It was pretty good. But OMG, that woman. Firstly, she was a terrible person. And secondly, after everything she said, everything that completely destroyed her marriage, she lost it all because of one lie. I cannot believe it. She lost fucking $200,000, and prolly her husband now. And I feel bad for her husband, cuz he was cute. In my opinion, anyway. My mom said he was ugly.

I've been listening to Dave Matthews Band, like, all day. I LOVE them. Dave Matthews has one of the greatest, most relaxing voices I've ever heard. I just love their music. I wanna go see them in concert sometime this year.

I watched a clip on YouTube today about this pageant queen who's 15 years old and has been in pageants, like, all her life, and her parents don't make her do anything. She has no chores, her parents do her homework for her, she gets a Christmas present every day, and she “feels bad for people who aren't gorgeous.” If you wanna see it (which I wouldn't really recommend if you get annoyed easily, lol), here ya go:

[[http://youtube.com/watch?v=-7GpFFbfTLg]]

Ya know, I know I had more to say, but I can't, for the life of me, remember what it is…

Okay, I gotta take a shower…at some point tonight…so, adios for now.

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You Make 'Em or Break 'Em…Not as Painful as it Sounds

Hello people!

I SO apologize for not blogging yesterday! The magic of the Academy Awards swept me away, lol. Okay, maybe it was just the sight of Jon Stewart lookin SUPER HOT in that tuxedo of his. X]

Kay, but surrsly, he looked SO freaking good…and he was hilarious! The ONLY thing that would've been better is if Stephen co-hosted with him. That'd be great. I hope they do that someday. I'd LOVE that!

Anywho, yesterday was so much fun! I watched all of the Daily Shows and Colbert Reports I've had on the DVR for the past two weeks, lol! As well as Monk from two Fridays ago and Jon Stewart on “Larry King Live.” Twas super fun. TDS/TCR are always good, and Jon was great on Larry King (who, btw, was wearing a WristStrong bracelet), and Monk was pretty good, though depressing.

Let's see, what would I say, were it yesterday? Oh, I know (pretend the following is something I'd have said yesterday, lol).

I wish we didn't school tomorrow (meaning today, of course). I have (had) two tests; one in AP Euro and one in Math, neither of which I've studied for, as well as a presentation in German, which we have to have memorized.

Well, that's about it. There's nothing on tonight (Sunday), so I'll just be chillin here, prolly lookin for something fun to read in one of the communities on LJ. Man, I dunno what I'd do without LJ, lol.

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You Suck, Show Me Your Balls

Hello people!

I'm watchin “The History of the Joke” on the History channel. It's really funny. And Lewis Black is hosting it. Hello? Nothing better. I think the following jokes are freaking hilarious; the former, cuz it's so god damn true, the two latter, cuz they're just plain funny, lol:

Black dude (whose name I don't recall): “I was on a plane to Africa, and for me, it was strange, being a black man going back to the home land. For you white people, it's like going to Vermont.”

British dude (whose name I also don't recall): “Right-wing Christians believe everything Genesis says. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer.”

Same British dude: “The thing about us, Brits, is that we can laugh at ourselves. And by ourselves, I mean other people. And by laugh, I mean invade.”

OMG, Steve Byrne is fucking hilarious. Wow. He's really funny. I gotta go see him sometime, lol. Without the rents. *DIRTY* = not funny when with rents.

Today I went with my rents to the Home and Garden show, as previously mentioned last night. BTW, no one came to visit me – thanks…a lot… (name that movie!), lol. It was fun, but MY FRANK, my feet hurt so much (I stood for most of the day) and I'm totally wiped out, lol. I really do love talking to people about my rents' businesses…I dunno why, I really hate people, so, yeah…I'm just weird like that. X]

That's about it for now…I might have more tomorrow…I'm not sure what I'm gonna do; I have a bunch of stuff to watch on the DVR that's two weeks old, but I would love to go back to the show with my rents again. Anyone have any advice? If not, s'all good, lol.

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Yes! Snickerdoodles! Thank You, Mother!

Hello people!

I read a bunch of stuff about the Westboro Baptist Church (if that's the “proper” title) tonight. I don't know why I did it, I know it would piss me off, but I couldn't stop. I almost started crying while I was reading the total bullshit that they believe. I went to see their schedule to see if they were coming here so I could go tell them how I'll hunt them down and kill them someday (which I just might do), and I saw that they're going to New York City in a month or two.

Why is that relevant? Well, they hate Catholics and are protesting some Catholic churches there. Guess who's Catholic? My hero, Stephen Colbert. I swear to a god I don't believe in, I will fucking kill every single one of them if any of them hurt Colbert emotionally (or anyone else, for that matter). I can not begin to express to you how much I hate these people and would prolly take pleasure in seeing them die.

Sorry for that insane, angry, dark side of me, lol, but I was very annoyed and upset by the above.

Moving on, I heard on the news that Dunkin Donuts is coming here! THANK FRANK! This place needed some good damn donuts and coffee! They have the absolute best coffee EVER and their donuts are FANTASTIC! My faves are the strawberry and vanilla frosted. They're DELICIOUS! Surrsly, they're awesome. They're, like, the official donut of New England. Unfortunately, they're in the process of building DD's here, so they won't technically be available for service for another, like, two or three years. Grr.

I'm not in a very good mood today. I dunno why, but I'm not. My dad was depressed a LOT, mostly cuz it's my Grandpa's birthday today, and since Grandpa's not around anymore, it was VERY depressing. We all cried when we got home. It's just…it was a very emotional day.

At least we had a snow day. It really would've sucked to be in school today. I couldn't have handled it.

Monk was so upsetting. I cried thrice. I really gotta stop crying so much, LOL. Anywho, I recorded last week's ep, but I haven't watched it yet, lol, and tonight's was part 2 of 2, so I was a teeny bit confused, but they recapped last weeks and I eventually caught on. It was so sad. Gah.

Thank goodness for my friends; I swear, I'd die without you guys. Thanks for being alive, lol.

Oh, hey, for those of you that live here, don't forget to come visit me at the Home and Garden show tomorrow! It's all day long – I mean ALL DAY (10 AM to 9 PM) – so SOMEBODY come see me, lol. If any of you guys wanna come, but don't wanna pay, text me or call me when you're on your way, and I'll wait at the front to give you guys tickets so you can get in for free! :] I've got, like, 10 or so tickets left, so, lemme know! The booths I'll be at (they're next to each other and are both my parents' booths) are EXCALIBUR MURALS and INVISIBLE FENCE. Dad's got the former, Mom the latter. So, yeah!

I need some sleep. Off to bed, people!

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

When This is Over, I'm Gonna Have So Much Sex…But Not With You

Hello people!

Today was so boring. OMG, I can't tell you how dull it was. This is gonna be short; I gotta go to bed, man.

New seats in math, now I'm by the window. It's FREEZING over there. Gah. Chem, we had to do stupid stoichiometry (sp?) shtuffs, and we ran outta time, so we didn't get to make our smores. I was so pissed off, cuz I was FREAKISHLY hungry. AP Euro was very boring; I think I fell asleep for a couple minutes…

German was okay. Real quick and on the down-low: Frau said that if enough people aren't ready tomorrow, she'll bump it back to Monday. But remember: THAT'S ON THE DOWN-LOW. I wasn't sposed to say anything, lol. So, yeah. Brit Lit was good, me loves Macbeth (as stated a million times before). Creative Writing; FREAKING BORING.

I got online when I got home and watched TV. That's about it. Jeopardy was good tonight; 'specially the Network category where they said THE COLBERT REPORT and THE DAILY SHOW! I was stoked. I freakin “OWNED” that category! HELLS YEAH! And I loved that the girl's nickname was Steve, haha.

American Idol was good, cept that the black girl went home, which SUCKED. I really didn't want her to go; she was good. But everyone else that left def should've left.

Supernatural was BITCHIN, but damn it! I'm so pissed that Lillith killed the peeps in the police station. Gah, so depressing. But, OMG! The best line all night:

Detective Guy: “I shot the sheriff…”
Dean: “…but you didn't shoot the deputy.”

FREAKING HILARIOUS! Cuz my dad said that EXACT line just before Dean did, and my mom and I both thought it, lol! I laughed so hard. X]

Please, PLEASE, unknown and/or un-existing gods, GIVE US A SNOW DAY! I really need the sleep. It's my own fault, I should go to bed earlier, but ya know. Any help is great, lol.

Oh, two tests tomorrow; DIDN'T STUDY! ;] Surprise, surprise! AP Euro and math. I'll letcha know how they went tomorrow night, lol.

I leave you with a hilarious clip from Exit 57, a show starring Stephen Colbert (duh), Paul Dinello, Mitch Rouse, Amy Sedaris, and Jodi Lennon. This clip features Paul, Mitch, and Amy. It's pretty damn funny (imo):

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bgqbGtIS9c]]

Love y'all – Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*